you mean herstory?

madi. 21. lover of dropout, d20, ted lasso, and more.

[sillygooseassociation]

you weird asf for censoring that woman’s name like she a criminal 😭😭😭 just because she dated ur celebrity crush is no reason to demonize her

you weird asf for making an anon message about a joke i made i think like, three years ago at this point 😭

[keplercryptids]

i needed to transcribe this for posterity:

Murph: We’ve actually had conversations about how Emily thinks that maybe me and her aren’t soulmates, but her and Bowie, and also her and our stray cat, Stevie, are soul mates? [laughter]

Emily: Stevie is a soulmate.

Jake: Are those painful conversations? [laughter] Where Emily feels more cosmically connected to the stray cat–?

Emily: I just don’t think that humans are necessarily soulmates. Because we talk to each other and our personalities are so–

Caldwell: Okay.

Emily: But like, animals are so instinctual.

Murph: I think Emily’s like, we kind of chose to be together, but like–

Emily: Yes.

Jake: Which is nice.

Murph: Her and the cats are star-crossed.

Caldwell: Gotcha.

Emily: But these cats just came into my life and chose me in a way–and their personalities aren’t as complex as humans. So they can’t be mitigating their own destinies all the time.

Murph: It’s less of like, being devastating and more of like, I do a verbal doubletake. [laughter] Where Emily will say something like that, and I’ll say, “Wait. Did you just say that I am not your soulmate, but several cats are?”

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Murph on D20 compared to NADDPOD is like when an oldest sibling goes to their grandparents and gets to be a bratty kid like they truly are instead of just always being put in charge of babysitting the younger siblings because what’d you mean he’s doing an off-mic bit about fucking throwing dice 😭😭😭

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I would like to formally apologize to Murph after the finale. You are in fact the eldest sibling being absolutely harassed by everyone, including your grandfather, and I should not have made light of the situation.

[navpike]

pappy, at both the worst of circumstances and the mildest of inconveniences: i’m dead

[wilderebellion]

Maxwell: What legacy would we have if everyone thought we disappeared?

Wealwell: Statue.

....hey Brennan what the fuck

[heytherecentaurs]

*While cast plays with hentai tentacle dildos*

Brennan: You guys won and that’s the end of the episode.

Crew: *Laughs so hard you can hear them*

[indominusgay]

daisuke shouting "kid, no!" and "kid, I'm supposed to be watchin' out for you" when Olethra got between him and the bad guys. that's his granddaughter 😭

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Ted Lasso 1x9 | Shrinking 2x6

[sillygooseassociation]

...Van is destined to be the key to defeating Marya's curse and I'm NOT supposed to think they're soulmates?????

[rrat-king]

i love olethra if only for the fact that she is trying so hard to be an adventurer but immidietely goes from confidence to um. this:

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Sorry but Emily earnestly saying “mm, what you say” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced in my life

[sillygooseassociation]

loml

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Cloudward, Ho! - Beyond the Biangle

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Murph on D20 compared to NADDPOD is like when an oldest sibling goes to their grandparents and gets to be a bratty kid like they truly are instead of just always being put in charge of babysitting the younger siblings because what’d you mean he’s doing an off-mic bit about fucking throwing dice 😭😭😭

[abigails-ear]

Only been watching The Pitt for a few days but Mel King is THE best autistic character ever written in a medical drama. She doesn't "make connections no one else can" or "just see things differently" or any other Savant with Special Abilities stereotypical bullshit, she's a resident physician who's exactly as intelligent and capable as any other resident physician in the same year. She hates unnecessary yelling because it's loud and annoying, not because she's completely incapable of handling conflict. She usually keeps her stimming subtle enough to hide but sometimes she can't. She loves having a furry critter to pet. She accommodates an autistic patient by lowering the lights and closing the doors because she understands the sensory nightmare of an active medical setting. She speaks in a straightforward and honest way but she isn't an overtly rude inconsiderate asshole. She misses some jokes and takes things too literally on occasion but she does have a sense of humor and she is funny. She speaks up against misinformation and parent panic about autism and other developmental disabilities. She has emotions. She looks at a video of a lava lamp on her phone to chill. Doctor Mel King you have my entire heart

[sillygooseassociation]

Who is drawing margug (marygug? gorgann? idk) with their accurate height difference

[counterspelling]

Endless Fantasy High

[sillygooseassociation]

Never will I be over this