BE VIGILANT, I LOVE YOU.

Teseo (he/him) • 25 • ⚧️gender- and otherwise queer🌈

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[intoguilt]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[dear-julien]

[fellangel]

a relationship should be fifty-fifty. She lays me gently in the cold dark earth and I crawl home to her.

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[fagstaynight]

(looking at someone mildly enjoying their day) ohhh well lucky you la dee da someone’s just a beaming ray of sunshine today. Go on and rub it in my face harder. We cant all be so lucky (tries to light a cigarette but forgot i had modified my lighter into a flamethrower with a youtube lifehack and burns my bangs off) MY BANGS!!! MY EGG IRL BANGS HAVE TURNED INTO TERF BANGS!!! YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (grabs you by your shirt collar but accidentally rips off your shirt entirely) —Woah mama!! Gguulp… Heh, maybe this IS my lucky day after all…! (CAMERA ZOOMS OUT, REVEALING WE ARE IN THE TWIN TOWERS) (CAPTION FADES IN: SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001)

[nigelgraz]

Looking at my Alucard drawings and realizing oh i really am in love with this guy

[charl0ttan]

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

[charl0ttan]

u are so wise 🙏

[minimiffy]

[grindrbooks]

[bold-baddie]

[forcewound]

this is how july is going to feel

[cuunos]

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

[cuunos]

you don't have to do that. you can just not do that

[eddieintheocean]

:D they can do more :D (x)