Silly Sorcerer

Hello fellow humans

[projectvomit]

I aM nOt A "wHo" ArChIvIsT, i Am A "wHaT" GAMZEE x MICHEAL DISTORTION????

KARKAT x JON SIMS?!??!

this came to me in a prophetic mother fucking blessing

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[projectvomit]

I recently made a list of every troll/beta kids and what avatar/entity they would devote to.

Gamzee 100% Spiral or Stranger, so I drew a Gamzee distortion!!!!

[the-lonely-crow]

all my time doodling eyes in the margins of my notes in school really payed off with this one i will say.

[sillylongsorcerer]

Daily Affirmations !!

When the great end times come I alone shall be the water baroness

When the great end times come I alone shall be the slurper of the damned and orphaned souls

When the great end times come I shall be alone in my great palace of taxidermy only accompanied by my servants

When the great end times come I alone shall be the grand judge and punish humanity

When humanity’s judgement day comes I alone shall usher in the bleak future and the great end times

When the bleak future comes I alone shall remind humanity that they will live for many generations to come

When the final generation is born and when they shall come of age I alone shall remind them of the sins their ancestors committed and they shall suffer one last time

When the last of humanity is close to death I alone shall spare one of your kind, maybe even your kin, I alone shall command them to wander the earth alone for many generations and that they will not falter in their walking

When the last of humanity returns to me, I alone shall be merciful and put humanity to rest

When the fear that all living beings on earth share fades away I alone shall die in my palace of taxidermy with my servants long since gone

When my finals moments are about I alone shall remind myself of my name, The Extinction

[azudarlings]

s4 fic where the only thing jon can stomach other than statements is alphabet soup

[guillempaints]

TW- Bone apple teeth… idk I just find it unsettling

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Oil on paper.

Back at the tma obssession, ive seen people on the internet make shaker keychains out of the bone apple teeth… i must have one.

[casscaval]

drawing this while listening to the Thunder saga of Epic the musical felt just right

[shitty-tma-aus]

Au where Michael just walked out of the distortion like that one dude from Mag 100. He’s shows up at the office the next day like “hey Getrude, what was that about?”

now we're talking

[thenothing17]

so basically

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STATEMENT ENDS .

[demolitionloverxd]

Elias bouchard??? (cluedo is now added to the long list of 'things that remind me of tma ™️')

[martinbug]

elias in hades

[wolfythewitch]

Eye nako

[shitty-tma-aus]

Au where everything is the same except Elias will randomly shout “It’s beholdin’ time”. No other characters acknowledge this and it has no impact on the plot

that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!

[wondering-jackalope]

-It’s always a danger. Almost always.

(lil animation below)

and close-ups!!

[sillylongsorcerer]

I just realized that the Monster Pig never saw the stars

Pigs can’t see the stars

Pigs can’t see the vastness that lies above them

[sillylongsorcerer]

I have the urge to bite my friends, I fantasize about my sharp teeth sinking into their skin. I’ve bitten my friend before but that was a (platonic) love bite, I want to consume. I want to chase. I need to hunt.

[perseus-fairchild]

I thought this was a therian post at first 💀

[criminallyoverrated]

I thought this was just a very unhinged, hyperbolic therian post the whole time, but like- you do you bestie

[sillylongsorcerer]

Your first mistake was doubting me, I’m never hyperbolic

[sillylongsorcerer]

I have the urge to bite my friends, I fantasize about my sharp teeth sinking into their skin. I’ve bitten my friend before but that was a (platonic) love bite, I want to consume. I want to chase. I need to hunt.

[perseus-fairchild]

I thought this was a therian post at first 💀

[sillylongsorcerer]

That was not a therian post, just because my pfp is reptile doesn’t mean I’m a therian, I’m a cannibal