Real-Life Anime Cow

| She/Her | Aries | Self-Acclaimed Writer, Roleplayer, Gamer. Confused. | BN: Centorea #1605 | Steam: Swan Lovejoy | PSN: Lone_Swanderer |

[made-nondescript]

there's a drag brunch happening at the baroness as we speak

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[evilwizard]

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Phylactery maintenance

Hey boss,

In the handbook it says standard procedure is “Phylactery upkeep is to be done Bi-Monthly, no more no less” but the other cronies and I are conflicted if that mean twice a month or once every two months? We wanna make sure our surplus of young souls and blood sacrifices is in proper stock so seeing if we gotta quadruple or quarter our spending will really make or break the whole “Eternal Life” operation we got going here.

Also side note: should I message IT about how every time the word Phylactery is typed out in the system it automatically turns green? Or is that by design?

In mournful servitude,

Henchmen 2883 (Frank)

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Vexed Me For The Last Time

you’re supposed to do it once a month, bisexually. how many times have you been doing it??

- EW

[thelensart]

Disillusioned ex-champion

[bloomsbreak]

day 5 for playroughshipping week - holidays

unfortunately i have nothing else for these last days but i like how this one came up in the end...

[mcrcsms]

Day 2 - Restraint

whats better then one jacinthe? a dozen of course!

[2022dirt]

Cows can sit in upright positions while resting. It’s a normal posture they use for comfort and digestion.

[2pizza2roll]

bath time

[siliconcat]

Shoutout to acen a few weeks ago where there was a kickass Touhou tailgate and it was going so well until an old lady called the cops on us and said there were 30 homeless people with a trash can on fire when it was actually 30 touhou cosplayers roasting hotdogs on a mini portable camping flame and playing Kirby air ride on crts out of a van

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[windup-angel]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[potatocrisp]

[ariralplush]

more doodles of aweosme gross wolfgirl loser as im figurig out how to draw her

[aliavian]

Happy Pride Month, RWBY FNDM! ❤️🌈

To those who are LGBTQ+, or are allies, let’s give it up for celebrating and fighting for love! 🥰

These are the confirmed canon LGBTQ+ characters in the RWBY universe! Please do not argue about their Pride flags; if their exact identity has not been specified by CRWBY, I gave them the main Pride flag. 🏳️‍🌈 I also originally posted this drawn back in 2023, but with this update I added the canon non-binary characters Shion and Somewhat!