not home, go away

Just a woman (no longer young) trying to figure shit out. An aspiring writer. Trying not to burn down the place. Still doesn't have a criminal record.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[thememedaddy]

[my-dailydreams]

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day

[swarnpert]

my workplace deadblow

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Man, I miss Mjolnir. My old 5lb sledge welded to a 12in steel pipe

[carby]

My engineer slapped this on when our IT department issued guidance on proper disposal of HDD/SSD storage

[catasters]

[catgirl-kaiju]

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

[valklynightyrie]

[theprofessional-amateur]

Well played Merriam-Webster.

“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳

[theprofessional-amateur]

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[paper-wounds]

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[vampire-connoisseur]

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[gallusrostromegalus]

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

[cabbagegunk]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

i'm sure someone has done this already but

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me as a fanfic writer