you know the drill.... put that gayass character in a little oufit!!!!!
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you know the drill.... put that gayass character in a little oufit!!!!!
the LGBTQ+ community has forgiven starling birdsong
It's been a few months now since I finished Assassin's Fate (and it finished me back 🥲)
my friend leafing through the tabbed and highlighted sections of a book i'm obsessed with: "wow, that's an extremely gay way for a 'straight man' to describe his friend."
me, pacing around the room in a wild-eyed manic frenzy: "i knOW RIGHT?! but when iiiiIIII went outside the house and the hellsite to try to tell people, they threw me to the Jackals, the Jackals, the Terrible Jackals, with their gnashing teeth that said [the character married someone of the opposite sex and we have a very blinkered view of what that means] and tearing claws that read [here's the Author's Opinions on fanfic and shipping] and I screamed 'being in a het-presenting relationship doesn't null and void queerness!' and they ripped my tender flesh to shreds so I screeched 'a platonic relationship can still be queer! there's actually a word fo-' and they cracked so so many of my bones as I demanded 'does Death of the Author mean nothing to you?!' and they pushed me down a ravine and I crawled for hours in torment until I chanced upon a tent with a beautiful golden twink inside and the twink nursed me back to health over a period of 6 tormented nights of panicked weeping and as I mewled one evening at the desperately desired relief and safety granted by the gentle touch of their long, delicate tawny fingers and their loving embrace, our lips met and I immediately panted 'No homo' into their open mouth because A Very Annoying Redditor with a Terrible Substack Who Gets All of their Opinions from an Unfortunate Blog Post by the Author in 2008 was waiting outside the tent to jump us if I didn't and then beat me senseless with their fists or mayhaps a cudgel."
"There are Dragons."
me: okay Ms. Robin Hobb.
"The Dragons run on trauma."
me: of course Ms. Robin Hobb.
"There are Other Dragons."
me: whatever you say Ms. Robin Hobb.
"The Other Dragons run on praise kink."
me: yes Ms. Robin Hobb.
The actual fucking PROBLEM like the SICKEST PART of every single way Beloved acts and thinks and talks about Fitz from Ship of Magic through the quarrel is that they're doing that because they KNOW Fitz loves them. Because they LOOKED INTO HIS SOUL and SAW and FELT that he loved them the way they loved him. They spent all of AQ flirting with him (bc he was their FIRST CRUSH and CHILDHOOD LOVE btw) and assumed that Fitz was humoring them or pitied them when he claimed to care for them and then SAW WITH THEIR FUCKING EYES that their ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL LOVE for him was RETURNED. And then they KISSED HIM GOODBYE. So when Amber is blushing about her one true love giving her the earring and carving Fitz's face into Paragon and when the Fool is clinging to Fitz "like a woman" and playing domestic in his house for way longer than he intended to and Lord Golden is proudly pinning the flowers he thinks Fitz is making a point of giving him to his FUCKING chest EVERY day and when up to the very first sentences of Fitz picking a fight with him he's asserting that they both know what they are and they both know what they feel for each other and is literally operating on the assumption that those are the exact same thing it is because THEY HAVE SEEN THEIR LOVE FOR FITZ MIRRORED BACK AT THEM IN EQUAL MEASURE THROUGH HIS FUCKING HEART AND SOUL. And they KNOW that it is there. And EVERYTHING THEY HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT HIM for OVER FIFTEEN of SA'S OWN YEARS has been colored by the knowledge that Fitz reciprocates their feelings. AND THEN FITZ INSISTS HE DOESN'T AND THAT THEY'RE IN THE WRONG FOR THINKING HE DOES. OKAY. OKAY
This is making me so fucking MENTALLY ILL. HE DARED TO CLAIM WHAT BELONGED TO HIM IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING CARE (x)
Imagine saying this to the Robin Hobb who published her first book while financially struggling as a waitress and post lady with 4 children to take care of alone because her husband was an offshore fisherman in Alaska
spent my birthday drawing harrowhark, I have no regrets
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Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!
Just wanna take a moment of appreciation for what I saw at my local Barnes & Noble today
my dream was [redacted] in my arms
So the next time I get optimistic about something, I want one of you to punch me in the face. Okay, not really, because let's be real, that would end badly. Maybe remind me to punch myself in the face.
On the team feed, ART said, SecUnit, status report.
Or punch ART in the face. I sent back, I wish I could punch you in the face.
ART said, I wish you could try.
Off to a fantastic start on sections that make me laugh
my propaganda for the Farseer trilogy
make a Murderbot dating simulator where you can date everyone except Murderbot, who is constantly trying to escape conversation with you.
when you try to select dating conversation options with it, it hacks the game to make them unclickable or moves them around so you can’t click on them.
it doesn’t mind if you date the humans but if you make moves on them in its eye sight you piss it off.
if you try to date the humans:
Mensah comes with Farai and Tano. It’s a package deal. But if you have annoyed Murderbot it will block you from getting far with them and if it’s pissed off it will shut down the game.
Ratthi is pretty easy going and down for one night stands. He is ready from the first date.You can also convince him to join you with some of the other characters.
Arada and Overse are open to you if you are female or non binary. If you are male they take you to sniper lessons and paintball. If you are not male they still take you but make out on the middle.
Pin-Lee is down for one night stands.
Volescu is a silver fox with the kinkiest dates.
Bharadwaj is also a silver fox with the kinkiest dates. She also has all the gossip on everyone else.
Gurathin is a single dad with the most vanilla dates. You can fast track this story line by bribing his kid to tell you his favourite snacks.
If you tell Murderbot you met his child it doesn’t believe you and claims it’s one of Mensah’s.
If you’ve pissed Murderbot off it will hack and prevent you going on the final dating scene with anyone.
Secret romance option: if you play a hacking game enough times you can flirt with ART. But this runs the risk of making Murderbot so mad it shuts the game down.
Secret sanctuary moon episode: if you play the whole game without talking to Murderbot and without pissing it off. It will share its media files with you
i am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam
Also thinking about that last SecUnit in System Collapse, who stopped to warn them that BE was coming, and decided to stay behind because they didn't know it was governor-module-less. Thinking about that SecUnit quietly sharing the HelpMe.file with other units it thinks are trustworthy. Thinking about that file, essentially MB's life story, just quietly getting passed from SecUnit to SecUnit, some of them choosing to run immediately as soon as they're free, maybe some of them choosing (very understandable) violence against their oppressors but most don't, most choosing to believe or at least to hope that there are good humans out there, that there are places they could be safe, places where they could be seen as people, and choosing to pass the document on to the next unit they meet.
Just thinking about this slow, silent revolution rippling through the ranks of constructs throughout the Corporation Rim, without Murderbot et al even being aware of it, until maybe one day on a mission stop on a random transport ring, it encounters another rogue construct trying to pass as an augmented human in the crowd. The other rogue freezes when they spot each other, and for a second MB tenses and thinks maybe there's going to be trouble, but then this stranger goes, holy shit you're 1.0, because they're so many links removed from Murderbot or 2.0 themselves, but they have the file, and they know who saved them, they know who freed them
#i just reread network effect and system collapse back to back#and in SC i kept thinking ‘secunit is going to become a folk hero if it’s not careful’ (via @what-strange--options)
Murderbot becoming construct Robin Hood? Construct Jesus??!
It would hate this so much lmaoooooo