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@faustedr
Dear, You
Along time ago, between one breath and the rest of my life.
I fell.
And it felt like spring, and had the taste of plums. It was exciting, and in capturing my mind made me yearn for forevers.
Though it endured the daily monotony and pushed for stability. Hardships, depressions and adversities ensured that something I found so blissful, euphoric and comforting was destined for an empty ending.
And now that I can finally feel the air in my lungs again, and the memories fade and scatter.
I find a new comfort in myself.
And I hope you are well.
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
i burst out of someone’s chest while traveling through space.
The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye
I just... I wound up hosting for a bit, and a player by the name “Dad of 3” came in to join my game
He was... well. Clueless is an understatement. When I say he has no idea what was going on, I mean the second round he was in he SLAMMED the alarm button and said “my screen said imposter what does that mean”
“It means you’re the bad guy this time, dad,” We explained. “But next time try and keep it secret, okay?”
“Okay”
The next round, he killed another player right in front of me and immediately self-reported.
“I got my first kill,” he said.
“Good job, dad!” we all replied. “You’re getting it”
He was so proud, next round, when he helped us catch the killer. And we were proud for him. He was trying so hard.
His kids showed him the game, he said — “Look dad a meme” — so he was playing it for them.
“What’s sus” he had to ask. “Is it inappropriate?” “No dad. It’s short for suspicious, because suspicious is a lot to type.” “What’s gg?” “It means good game” “ok. Thank u. gg”
Two rounds later, he slammed the alarm again. “My map looks different,” he said. “There are buttons on it”
“That means you’re the bad guy again, dad. You push them to sabotage us. Try it out”
We spent that round watching Dad of 3 gleefully pop in and out of vents at random and press all the buttons just to see what they did
“Have you killed anyone yet dad?” “No. It feels strange.” “It’s okay. It’s just a game. You can kill us if you want to practice.”
He was trying so hard. I don’t know if he’d ever even played a video game before, but he was trying so hard to understand this thing his kids enjoyed, and my little group of strangers was doing our best to help him get there.
I’m so proud of that random father’s effort, and I’m proud of all the other players who were so willing to help him learn.
Then out of nowhere he was gone. Mid-round, Dad of 3 vanished to a bad connection, and I’m legitimately sad. I’d hoped we’d get the chance to play a round for real, and I’d have liked the chance to wish him luck and say goodbye.
But since I can’t do that, I’m throwing this into the void: I hope you have a nice time, Dad of 3, and I hope we were able to help you learn so you can have fun with your kids.
Good luck out there, buddy.
Daybreak says hello.
A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.
lololololol
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
I hadn’t seen the Navy one
That’s the idea
*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*
sorry what
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
THE TIME HAS COME
he is here
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S
bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
this is from a store in los angeles called The Echo Park Time Travel Mart, and it’s pretty much the coolest place
how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick
Callista would give this to Muriel as a gift.
watches this instead of what’s on TV
Plato’s allegory of the cave
does it come with a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan attached to a toy train to simulate the shadows someone walking around my home?
What a specific desire
Eve only took a bite out of that apple because it was funny
Eve said gd may have made the first joke but I'm gonna make the first funny one
Posts that make Christian heads explode
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
“Two-Time Hugo Award Finalist”
Huh.
OH MY GOD PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE STORY OF HOW DR. CHUCK TINGLE GOT NOMINATED FOR THE HUGOS
See, a group of 4chan morons, working on behalf of Larry Correia, an incredibly shitty author, were very very buttmad that their preshy-weshy Larry’s stupid sci-fi novels full of sexism and racism weren’t winning the Hugos they were nominated for. This is mostly because the books are just really shitty: the writing is poor, the editing is almost non-existent, it’s full of sexism, racism, and the general “Big tough buff white man as a proxy for a sad small-PP white man defeats the Bad Guy Aliens he is racist to and gets to bang lots of chicks with big boobs” tropes that have made sci-fi and fantasy obnoxious. So what they decided to do was rig the system. Originally, they tried to rig it so that Larry won, but even with a botnet creating fake votes for him, Larry Correia’s writing so was godawful that he STILL couldn’t win. This goes on for a few years, and the group is taken over by Brad Torgerson and Theodore “Vox Day” Beale, who start trying to run the botnet to nominate random people, as well as nominating Theodore’s book to try to win. And they get caught. It is a SHITSHOW. Nominees, not knowing if their nomination was legitimate or at the hands of the botnet, declined the nominations. The announcer who awards the winners quits. Nobody knows if the wins are legit, and the HUGOS opt to basically just not award anything to anyone because we can’t know if they were legit. That’s when they decided to REALLY “show us” by nominating the author who was the biggest internet joke at the time, Dr. Chuck Tingle. Now, mind you, this was all done to discredit the HUGOS. A bunch of shitty authors were incredibly feefees-hurt that, despite their white privilege and despite living in a white supremacist society, they had amounted to very little. So they were not only going to discredit the HUGOS as a joke in a huge “sour grapes” move, they were going to dismantle the entire system that told them that even though they were white and well-off, they were shitty at their job. The problem was that, unlike Larry Correia, Brad Torgerson, and “Vox Day”, people actually LIKE Dr. Chuck Tingle’s writing and books. He already had a pretty substantial fanbase, and this exposure only skyrocketed his popularity. He embraced the nomination he got, and when the 4chins started screeching “IT’S NOT EVEN A LEGITIMATE NOMINATION!!!! YOU ONLY GOT THAT NOMINATION FROM OUR BOTNETS! NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES YOU LMFAO TOP KEK LE OWNED *troll face*”, he was like “I’m putting that I was nominated for a Hugo on every fucking book I write now.” At this point, 4chins are screeching like rabid apes because their SUPER SICK AWESOME COOL HOMOPHOBE SEXISM PARTY FUNTIME was failing rapidly in real time in front of their eyes. Instead of pointing out how uncool and lame and beta Dr. Chuck Tingle is, they actually pointed out how fucking cool he was, and it got him a ton of friends. Instead of Dr. Tingle being upset that his nom wasn’t “legit”, he seized it as a massive “Fuck you” to the 4channers running the campaign. They then proceeded to try AGAIN, which led Dr. Tingle to now list that he has not ONE but count them TWO, TWO Hugo nominations, and that’s whether you like it or not. TL;DR: 4chan tried to mock the HUGOs by nominating Dr. Tingle because their shitty author friends suck too hard to win awards, end up making Dr. Tingle massively popular and rich instead
Credit: @pet_foolery
Those would be my kids and they will be awesome.