[Chaos.exe is online]

She/He/They || 20y.o.

[artsarasp]

YES HELLO, I'VE BEEN HAVING BRAINROT AGAIN--

@fairsweetlonging this is your fault, I need more of your reveal au, I need it directly into my veins!

[Masterpost]

[tagzpite]

arrancar ichi update!!

[whattheship]

So in an AU where WuLian fucked but Wuming still got dispersed, there would most likely be a mural of that in the Cave of 10,000 Gods, right?

[whattheship]

@randomfruit666 @brurbrur

Ah, but my friends: I have buried the lede on this one. I haven't addressed the Delayed Blast Fireball of canon divergence that WuLian fucking logically creates.

This is after the scene with Jun Wu's creepy virginity-detecting sword (assuming that still happens, and good lord, how does that turn out?), which means our duo of idiots will have had confirmation one way or another that Xie Lian has, in fact, known someone in the biblical sense. Meaning they either have to take a nice swim in an Egyptian river, or wrangle with the possibility that what they're looking at is an actual faithful depiction of their friend doing the horizontal tango. You know, with the goddamn Scourge of Heaven.

And that's hilarious to me.

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Friend, what if they are both wearing their masks so Fengqing are having a freak out about white no face porn (not knowing about Xie Lian’s little mental breakdown) meanwhile Xie Lian is like OMG THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WU MING IS ALIVEEEEE so he’s running for Hua Cheng, fengqing are also running and then they are surprised when Xie Lian doesn’t start calling him a traitor and instead starts calling him his babygirl

[whattheship]

FengQing are just having the worst fucking day. They get caught in an avalanche, get tied up in a calamity's lair, find said calamity's stalker shrine to their friend, find porn of the other calamity that haunts their nightmares, then find out that no, it's actually porn of their friend who went goddamn genocidal for a brief spell after they left him 800 years ago. Absolutely absurd levels of psychic damage.

[lili-tti]

Hi, I came to show you my illustration in the zine. I put my whole soul into it.

[pokeberry5]

inspired by that one voice line from deuce's ceremonial robes card

i believe in adeuce's ability to make everything a competition

kinda obsessed with the fact that there are multiple voice lines across different characters' cards testifying to the fact that yuu likes to cling to and grab and poke people — but also that these voice lines are usually people telling yuu to let go or stop bothering them

yunyun's touchy by nature and definitely still a little traumatized from orientation and being surrounded by students in ceremonial robes is not a comfortable reminder

but also it's not that deep — deuce is understandably protective of the robes that symbolize his acceptance into a prestigious school, yuu wants a little comfort in a stressful situation wherever they can get it, and ace is a petty bitch <3 they find a compromise !

you reject yuu?? oh, that's okay. yuu will find a way to cope... yuu always does...

[spookberry]

My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??

[curvedroygbiv]

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

[spookberry]

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

[spookberry]

the one thing about him is he's also not gonna think he's famous or ever mention it himself

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[silvergrove-exe]

Working on some tey'ra art

[bluemuffin-draws]

Endurance runners

Part 2 of this

[silvergrove-exe]

Started playing AFOP have some Tey'ra and Tsk'ang screen shots

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[yuri-sandwich]

project hail mary x iron lung but i’m adding in a third thing. subnautica. the guy from subnautica should also be involved in this

[lavender-pez]

I think my brain was playing some word association game with this one but subnautica au anyone??

Grace is a scientist working with Alterra (unfortunately) and the only survivor of the Aurora crash, but finds Rocky who also crashed here while trying to investigate a distress call coming from the planet :)

Maybe there’s someone else here too who knows..

[cieleniti]

Tim drake develops a habit of laughing whenever he gets hit or is in pain ever since Junior Joker happened. The origin of this habit is only known by Bruce, Barbara, Alfred and some Rougues

Dick: *Throws Tim over his shoulder and onto the training mat*

Tim: *Laughs*

Dick: Um... You okay there baby bird?

Tim, still laughing: Yeah, it *giggles* it hurtss. I think I pulled a musc - *snickers* muscle

Tim, who just tripped on a roof tile and slammed his head: *giggles* Oww *rubs his head* Haha... Ouch

Jason: Wow uh... You okay there?

Tim: Yeah, it's just *giggles* kinda funny I slipped on a s-stealth *chokes on a laugh* mission

Jason:

Jason:

Damian: Is Drake a sadist?

Thing is, it's one thing that this habit is highkey creepy especially when his laughter is the only sound echoing in the BatCave after a rough patrol. Bruce seems to tense whenever he wraps Tim's wounds and Red Robin is literally burying his face in a pillow, crying of laughter.

Oh, but then you get to the criminals.

Henchman, weilding a metal bat: Hah! Got em in the head

Tim, hand pressed against his bleeding forehead, a manic smile on his face as his shoulders shake with soft chuckles: Ha... Haha

Henchman: What...

Tim, leaning back, on full body laughter, his other hand twirling his Bo Staff: hahaHAHAHAHAHAH

Henchman: OH HELL NAH

[yugpancake]

winter

[rinelasheart]

Replaying for the millionth time and started tearing up at Aha’ri.

She was just so brave and resilient. They were still CHILDREN, likely preteens, and she was already done with TAP and done with Mercer. Done with Alma and done with everything they had tried to shove down their throats for years. The first time in the game we hear the Sarentu Song is from her, humming it in the middle of Alma’s pointless lecture. She could already see through all the lies and subtle, insidious phrasing. “When we discovered Pandora—” / “You can’t ‘discover’ something that’s been there all along.” She was so observant and let nothing slip passed.

Mercer antagonizes Tamtey about the songcord and Aha’ri doesn’t hesitate. She steps in to protect her younger sibling from having to deal with him, whether to suffer punishment if Tamtey refused or to sacrifice a piece of their past if Tamtey obeyed. She grabs Mercer’s wrist and doesn’t let go until she’s done speaking.

In the face of Alma, Mercer, Harding, guns held against their heads, Aha’ri wasn’t afraid of any of it. She was more of a leader than anyone in that entire horrible facility. The literal only way they could stop her was by killing her and the only way they could kill her was by hidden bullet in the back. Absolute cowards in the face of this one Na’vi child.

[sweetsugarsassafras]

So theres a post on this app that says how Mercer training the kids as humans was a hige mistake because he essentially gave up their advantage of human weapons and knowledge and as some one who plays as a na'vi weapon only/main Tamtey it got me thinking. does anyone know how deadly the Sarentu can be, how deadly they actually are?

Just picture a scenario where the group and some allies are trapped in an rda base they thought was empty or in one where the info was wrong and its more heavily guarded. They're cornered in a room, are out of arrows, and they have wounded as they search the find a case with weapons made for the rda avatars and as much as they hate it they know its their last option.

Imagine these four na'vi methodically moving through the halls of an rda base like a well oiled tactical machine clearing out rooms and picking off rda soldiers with such clean precision it'd make Quarich jealous. They cover Teylan as he hacks doors, Ri'nela and Tamtey giving Nor cover fire as he rips open mechs, or Ri'nela using military hand signals to give orders to the others even as the rda fires at them, or imagine Tamtey silently moving through the ducts to flank them before they even realize they're missing or snipe them from higher vantage points.

When they split up it's just as bad, they end up dog piling on mechs, shooting grenade boxes and fuel tanks, silently taking out soldiers with just their hands. Not a single bullet is wasted, they don't fire constantly at one target but fire in short quick burst; they know how many bullets it takes to take out a human and that's all they need.

And the thing is that they hate every second of it. They're being forced to use the very weapons they were forced as children to learn, so any chance of mercy against the rda is out the window, they're whole mentality is "you pushed us to this now you reap the consequences."

Just imagine the rda, resistance, and their friends finally getting a glimpse of how the Sarentu could be with human weapons.

[ifahumanwasapreyanimal]

I hate when people try to act like Alma wasn’t also an abuser, because even if we ignore that she was fully and willingly complicit in Mercer and Hardings physical abuse of the sarentu, which is already just as bad, she was abusing them herself as well.

forcing children to learn a different language and forbidding them from speaking their native language is in fact a from of abuse.

she didn’t just watch the abuse, she actively contributed to it in her own way, by ripping their culture away from them, by forcing them to speak english, by indoctrinating them into her ways, by trying to mold them into what she wanted, by colonizing them from the inside out.

Alma Cortez had intentionally set out to abduct and abuse children.

She may not have fully agreed with beating them, she may not have originally wanted to slaughter the sarentu to get the children but she was fine with looking the other way so she could have her dream of a residential school where she could abuse and mold children into whatever she wanted.

and she clear enjoyed it. that’s why she refers to TAP as a “dream” that’s why she talks about it wistfully, like she wants to bring it back, because she does.