Definitely not Bai Wuxiang's alt account

Accidentally turned into a danmei blog. WuLian trash. My AO3 is Sailor_WASP12b. (Ship, She/Her, 30)

[transfemwulian-butterfly]

How fast do you think Hualian have sex after Hua Cheng comes back at the end of canon?

They are breaking that bed immediately

Maybe like the second or third day

Like a month or two in, in Paradise Manor

Secret fourth option?

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

I'm also asking Fedi (you should come over and try it out, it's our favorite social media platform)

[jellyfish-enthousiast]

what being in that gambling den probably felt like

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[yet-another-nerd-acrosstheocean]

Yizhen holding yin yu's dead body like the Pietà. You agree.

[yet-another-nerd-acrosstheocean]

i'll do smth more detailed at some point, but this is the idea

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[fluff-only]

Xie lian can be such a little shit and im am SO here for it!

Behold my rendition of this scene

[hualianschild]

absolutely love it when they put details like this

[sokkalore]

i feel like as a society we don’t talk enough about how sexy this was of him

[beggars-opera]

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

[vinceaddams]

The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:

“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit. 

“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”

[zackbuildit]

Not just any fridge-

The public fridge

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[the-dullest-of-suns]

Okay, I can't remember where I stole this from but I'm gonna do it! Ask me some questions about Evindria!

[stackedbirds]

this is basically how the book went, right

[whattheship]

I know I have constant TGCF brainworms, but I legit just looked at my bookshelf, saw my Scum Villain hardcovers and thought: "I should read it again."

SHIP.

SHIP, YOU READ IT THREE TIMES IN THE SPAN OF A YEAR.

READ SOMETHING ELSE.

[oddshro0m]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[bayneofmyexistence-blog]

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.