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aspiring-spellcaster

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

girlfriendnumber16

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

raccoonboywrites

reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel

christs-cock-deactivated2023110

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

christs-cock-deactivated2023110

okay so

be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can

know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make

call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)

to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else

stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long

have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle

let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history

ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-

be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)

go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step

use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that

just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

christs-cock-deactivated2023110

yes

Fuck.

Ugh

lady-arryn

THE LORD OF THE RINGS costumes appreciation: ― Faramir’s ranger armour (costume design by Ngila Dickson and Richard Taylor)

cosmos-kitty

Finishing off the year with an idea I've wanted to paint for a while, a cat in the clouds ☁️

👋

viggo-mortensen

Farmers, farriers, stable boys. These are no soldiers. Most have seen too many winters. Or too few.

The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers dir. Peter Jackson, 2002

crimson-chains

Been meaning to draw him in his new look for a while now!! I still love this man <3 And now he has a cute little ponytail??? GET OUT OF HERE, I LOVE IT!