SilverWindStrike103

[frankiedotbiz]

[rslashrats]

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[hp-up]

"BEAUTIFUL" GRUNTILDA FROM BANJO-KAZOOIE

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[cabbagesoup1]

[hogout]

REAL MEN HOG.

[targetedknowledge]

[woolay]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“nun dog what do i do?”

“…. …   … ..   ….  …. …. …”

“…. …. .. ….  ….. …. ….. …”

“…. ..  … ….  .. ..  … . …   … .. .. ….”

Transmission cancelled

Date for April 19th, 2026. Estimated time of death 1:36 PM

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[kn0wmore]

[revcleo]

[maxanite]

Friends got me into ff14 why is this the popup for becoming a weaver

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[jenny-holzer]

[mousiebites]

just cracked the code. soon i’ll be a motherboard

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas