Monkeys In Pants

Beep boop.

[demilypyro]

It's actually crazy how Kill la Kill shouts at the top of its lungs how it's ABOUT FASCISM right from the get-go and this is like the least discussed aspect of the series, because people are much more interested in arguing about all the nudity. Honnouji Academy is a microcosm of a fascist state. Those who pledge loyalty to the regime and spread its influence are given rewards and a better standard of living, and all the while a lower class is maintained so the upper classes have someone to look down on, distracting them from the system's oppression. The show is not subtle at all about its intermingling of school systems and the military, or how the students take pride in being part of a greater whole. The very first scene of the first episode literally opens on a history lesson about Hitler. It's soooo not subtle.

[superlucyjin]

[patmax17]

Exactly!

[gweniveretheponderous]

All the people in the tags saying "b-b-but the nudity!!!" "Wait aren't they minors??" Obviously missed yet another key point of the series, which is that if a general viewing audience sees any nudity at all, it doesn't matter what the characters are telling them, all they'll care about is the nudity bcuz fascism ingrains within in us this puritanical aversion to the human form in its unabashed naked reality. Because people without clothes all look identical, but you need the clothes so you can judge their worth based on how expensive/nice the clothes are and enforce the hierarchy of expensive clothes as the trappings of class. People who bounce right off the nudity barrier would probably not have been willing to engage with the deeper themes anyways, because their worldview is (pun intended) skin deep at best.

[simiantrousers]

Oh fuck off. I don't give a shit about the nudity or the age of the characters except for the fact that I got tired of blatant and unnecessary sexualization of female characters in anime ages ago. You can't talk about the "general viewing audience" clutching their pearls about "any nudity at all" when that sort of fanservice is common and the target audience is men who like to ogle titties and ass while consuming anti-fascist messages.

And like, whatever, there's nothing inherently wrong with enjoying that sort of fanservice, whatever floats your boat... until someone comes along and tries to tell me that ACTUALLY, not enjoying the unrelenting sexualization of female characters by male creators means my worldview is "skin deep at best". Are you fucking kidding me.

You are aware that you can have themes of nudity and sexuality without it being aggressively exploitative, right? That there's a huge difference between "unabashed naked reality" and making sure tits are animated with maximum bounce and that the camera spends time glued to a character's crotch and ass?

Have you seen TTGL? The fanservice isn't there because it supports the plot. The fanservice is there because the creators like drawing reams of T&A and girls in scanty outfits and took the "fascism/fashion" pun and ran with it as an excuse to toss in as much as they could. The fact that it actually has decent shit to say about fascism is parallel to that at best.

So, yeah. Enjoy watching your fanservice anime. The creators are also free to enjoy their fanservice anime! I don't do more than eyeroll over Yet Another Fanservicey anime, it's not like I'm deeply judging people over it or anything. But don't you DARE fucking come at me and act as if people being tired of female characters being sexualized ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and thus disinterested in watching a show that has that in spades despite any deeper themes it might have, and act as if that's somehow indicative of their general worldview or interest in engaging deeply with subversive narratives.

[simiantrousers]

why don't you post anymore?

Didn't seem like much point to it after this blog got shadowbanned back during the porn purge. I do my reblogging and posting on sideblogs. Actually keeps my dash cleaner tbh.

[thefirstknife]

@liobits What in the gosh darn heck are you talking about. I'm isolating this specifically because I don't want to reblog that long-ass post anymore with this fantasy novel scenario that came out of nowhere because it has nothing to do with Destiny. Or the point. But it was reblogged from me to my reply so.

No, I'm not going to imagine this completely out of context scenario you concocted to promote your own idea about how humanity in the Destiny universe was exclusively an underdog and nothing else. Especially with the Risen. This analogy is trash from every possible angle. No idea also what's happening in the tags, but I guess cool idea for a fantasy novel?

You can't just drop a real-world analogy like this and apply to whatever in the context of Destiny. Especially when it's like, not even analogous. One history lesson that I'm giving out for free: Europeans weren't almost exterminated in Europe, weren't left homeless and didn't have to flee to the Americas for their lives. The Eliksni fled the ruins of their planet after surviving an apocalypse and had no place to call home until they reached our solar system. In which universe do you think these two situations are analogies?

Have you heard of the Warlords? Risen who exclusively enslaved and murdered other humans as well as innocent Eliksni? Those underdogs? The immortal superpowered beings that abused their power to reign supreme over civilians? I am eagerly awaiting an explanation of how the murderous and conquerous immortals are the underdogs.

The underdogs are the civilians. Both human and Eliksni. They both suffered under the rule of violent Kells, Archons and Warlords. That's called a "parallel." Humans and Eliksni are not enemies by the virtue of being a different species. Bungie has made that clear since the start. The enemy are the violent and power-hungry people in charge of both species. This is a permanent theme in Destiny.

Saint had reasons to go after the Eliksni AND he also went too far. Those concepts can coexist. He is good enough to re-evaluate his positions and understand that he went too far and that he wants to create a better world now that his reasons for hunting Eliksni are no longer valid. This is good.

The Eliksni weren't colonialists because they didn't come here with the explicit purpose to hunt us down for the shits and giggles. They came here because their planet was nuked and they followed the Traveler, a being they considered a deity, believing it abandoned them to die. They still kicked humanity when we were down, but viewing the Eliksni as a monolith is exactly what the xenophobes want.

They are not a monolith. Eliksni are not all violent soldiers ready to stab a human and eat a baby. They also have civilians. Normal workers. The elderly. Children. All of them were also victims of the Whirlwind and arrived to our system. All of them were also victims of their Kells and Archons seizing power, same as human civilians were victims of the Warlords. And of course, both human and Eliksni civilians were victims of each other.

Both humans and Eliksni were species that underwent a violent collapse of their entire civilisations and clashed over the few remaining resources due to the inherent xenophobic mistrust that both species harboured for each other and which was fuelled by the people who ruled over them. The two species in fear of one another is the best breeding ground for tyrants and despots to seize power. THAT is an analogy with the real world.

If this nuance is too hard to understand in this video game lore for teens and above, I advise going back to literature for 7-16 year olds.

Can we please be done with this utterly incomprehensible discourse about humans and Eliksni? Like. It's complex, but it's not THAT complex that y'all can't understand these basics.

[liobits]

Okay, but it's not actually that complex and you are the one not understanding the basics.

Destiny 1 gave us a narrative about a foreign force with overwhelming military superiority that came to Earth (out of, y'know, an entire universe) just because that's where the Traveler was and then decided to settle in and start killing the native population. That's colonialism. It doesn't matter that the Eliksni were refugees from the Hive razing their system, because y'know, cool story still genocide. There was no good reason for them not try to co-operate with the small remaining population or at least just leave them alone. Humanity didn't even have access to space flight until recently before D1, humanity was not a threat, and they were not competition for limited resources because Earth was a whole largely unoccupied planet when the Eliksni arrived. Even with the Risen, humanity wasn't really a threat through most of the Dark Ages, with Warlords at best keeping them at bay from small territories.

(And yes, some of the Warlords were shit people, but we're not talking about intra-human conflict.)

Meanwhile, while humanity was just trying to survive a hostile invading force, the Eliksni were busy wasting resources fighting each other instead, which is lucky for humanity because if the Eliksni had gotten their shit together and co-operated before the Iron Lords and the Guardians and the City then the human race would probably be extinct.

The Eliksni presented in D1 were very analogous to Age of Sail Europeans conquering the Americas, up to and including the fighting between Houses/countries. It's colonialism. It's Not That Deep.

D2 seems to be trying to rewrite that, but has been doing so in the clumsiest manner possible. Weird choices have been made from the start, like having D1 Eliksni be fully armed and armored and having D2 Eliksni be almost naked, and it's gone downhill from there.

Giving Saint-14 a 'redemption' arc is narratively equivalent to writing an alt-history story where the natives of the Americas managed to push back colonialism, and then saying the defenders against said colonialism need to apologize for 'taking things too far'.

The fact that in the Destiny scenario the colonizers lost doesn't absolve the Eliksni civilians of their complicity in the whole war just because their new king is good no really! This should be a narrative of reparation and restitution not this shallow 'well, both sides did bad things, but we just need to get along because like, it wasn't these Eliksni personally murdering you!'

Most citizens of colonialist nations didn't personally enslave or murder people, but we're still responsible as a society and inheritors of that legacy for making amends, you know?

If Bungie wanted a nuanced narrative about ceasing hostilities between Eliksni and humans and 'but the civilians!!!' they should have started laying the groundwork ages ago with civilian refugees of the House system approaching humanity peacefully.

Instead we get Misraaks the Good King who was uplifted by an Awoken of all people and suddenly a wave of 'oh but all us innocent civilians have totally been here the whole time, just waiting for the right guy to follow <::3c'

Like, I love the Eliksni, I would have loved to have a nuanced narrative where they were individuals in a shit oppressive system, where some of them tried to overthrow or exit that system, with a gradual development of neutral then positive interactions with humanity. But we didn't get a good narrative exploring those nuances and struggles. We got Bungie trying to harvest fruit it didn't plant the seeds for.

[thefirstknife]

Destiny 1 gave us a narrative about a foreign force with overwhelming military superiority that came to Earth (out of, y'know, an entire universe) just because that's where the Traveler was and then decided to settle in and start killing the native population. That's colonialism. It doesn't matter that the Eliksni were refugees from the Hive razing their system, because y'know, cool story still genocide.

They were refugees themselves, chasing after a creature they believed to be their god, desperately asking why it abandoned them when they needed it most, why it left them to die. Their fate and belief in a just world was shattered. They lost their planet, their families, memories, culture and history.

Context matters. I opposed your analogy because you paralleled THAT with European colonialism where rich white men were paid by their governments to go to another continent and bring back more money and enslave native populations. These two are not comparable and show a devastating lack of understanding of history on your part. You're not winning this one, chief, and you should stay away from that analogy. I will not address anything having to do with this analogy any further.

and they were not competition for limited resources because Earth was a whole largely unoccupied planet when the Eliksni arrived.

Unoccupied and barren. Because of the Collapse. The Collapse destroyed the Earth's ecosystems and biodiveristy. Most Dark Age settlements were scrambling for resources because the land was not good and there was very few game to catch.

Even with the Risen, humanity wasn't really a threat through most of the Dark Ages, with Warlords at best keeping them at bay from small territories.

Laughable. Risen were a threat to humanity first and to the Eliksni by default because the Eliksni were "free for all" unlike humans where some actually frowned upon killing them for no reason (since they could be used as labour). Risen are immortal: there is nothing that is a threat to them.

D2 seems to be trying to rewrite that, but has been doing so in the clumsiest manner possible. Weird choices have been made from the start, like having D1 Eliksni be fully armed and armored and having D2 Eliksni be almost naked, and it's gone downhill from there.

Maybe the Guardian slaughtering them in the thousands and dismantling their houses in D1 impacted what state they are in during D2? The events of D1 happened, we defeated a lot of the Eliksni pretty definitively and then maybe in D2 they're kinda scrambling without leadership. Like, events happen and they influence other events. We kill most of their leaders and they no longer have as much power. Food for thought.

If Bungie wanted a nuanced narrative about ceasing hostilities between Eliksni and humans and 'but the civilians!!!' they should have started laying the groundwork ages ago with civilian refugees of the House system approaching humanity peacefully.

Instead we get Misraaks the Good King who was uplifted by an Awoken of all people and suddenly a wave of 'oh but all us innocent civilians have totally been here the whole time, just waiting for the right guy to follow <::3c'

Yeah? Guardians slaughter random Eliksni for fun all the time, how would possibly random civilians just approach the City? An Eliksni near the City gate has been a sign of war since Six Fronts. No random civilian would risk it. They needed united leadership of someone who had enough power and influence to initiate negotiations of this incredibly sensitive alliance. Another proof of absolutely abysmal understanding of history and socio-political relations between two groups who share historically extreme tensions.

The groundwork has been laid out since we rescued Mithrax from the Hive Knight on Titan in vanilla D1. Four years ago. He has since been re-appearing slowly in lore through that, then Outbreak Perfected, sitting in the Farm for years and finally when Beyond Light launched we got a direct confirmation that he's been gathering Eliksni civilians under House of Light.

Are you implying that there were no actual innocent civilians? Because that's how it sounds. It's suspicious they didn't approach us sooner therefore maybe there weren't any innocent civilians after all. Yes, they need leadership to organise supplies, safety and transportation of thousands of people from different planets. Again, no single Eliksni would dare approach the City and just, what, hope they won't be sniped on sight? Please.

Like, I love the Eliksni, I would have loved to have a nuanced narrative where they were individuals in a shit oppressive system, where some of them tried to overthrow or exit that system, with a gradual development of neutral then positive interactions with humanity. But we didn't get a good narrative exploring those nuances and struggles. We got Bungie trying to harvest fruit it didn't plant the seeds for.

We got that, you just didn't pay attention. Obviously, Bungie isn't perfect, they make mistakes. They will continue to make mistakes. But whatever you've got going on in here is not among those mistakes.

There were plenty of individuals that objected to their oppressive systems (most of it in D2 btw). Mithrax is among them. Yes, he's a leader but he does not use the standard Eliksni house systems we know from other houses (for example, he does not dock arms and he distributes ether equally). Plenty of them exited the system. Plenty of invidual Eliksni have been shown as friendly to humans: from the one who allowed Saint to go unharmed, to the vandal on the Moon that fought off the Hive with Cayde-6 (whom Cayde killed), to dregs that kidnapped the Speaker just to ask him a question, to Mithrax, Variks, Spider and other Eliksni that cooperate with us one way or the other.

You choosing not to read the lore beyond D1 alpha is not Bungie's mistake.

[simiantrousers]

Cool motive still genocide.

[fox-fic-and-ink]

To be clear.

I am not upset Zavala had a close relationship with someone. Good! He deserves love and support and playtime.

I am not upset Zavala had a LADY companion. Hell yeah, sir. Whatever your preference, I'm here to support it.

I am not upset Zavala had SEX. Cool beans. Again, that's a grown ass man who deserve whatever he wants.

I AM upset that she doesn't have a name. I AM upset that the one memory we see is not the little things that made Zavala fall in love with her but rather how she smells and looks. I AM upset that she was essentially a PROP in this scene. I am upset that her only purpose is to illustrate Zavala cares about things? That he experiences loss? That he's occasionally sad? Like, uh, duh??? That's been shown 100 times over in 100 better pieces of lore, dialogue, cutscenes, etc. So what is the purpose of a woman who's treated like a beloved trinket- without any will or even speech of her own? Cut the lore that is unnecessary. Especially if it uses the words 'lithe' and 'musky'.

I stand by my 'delete the wife' post.

[thefirstknife]

Well, I'd like to add that this is the first published lore about this part of Zavala's life. We do have an unpublished lore about this that we have yet to see if they'll release or not (where she DOES have a name so they've clearly been developing Zavala's background), but for the time being it's not in the game.

However, that doesn't mean it won't be or that we will never learn more. In the unpublished lore, we learned that Zavala picked up knitting from his wife and has been doing it ever since, for example. I'd like them to keep that little detail. I'd like them to add more details about Zavala's personal life, as that's something we've never had the opportunity to see.

My point is, why delete it when you can expand upon it? It's one lore, for now, but all stories and lore start with one and then get updated over time. Not a single story about any character in Destiny was released all at once. We've been learning bits and pieces over the course of years about everyone, so why not Zavala too?

I don't see the point in reducing information and lore. They've clearly had this story planned for a while now, but delayed releasing it for whatever reason. Perhaps it didn't fit into the larger storyline before. It doesn't really matter. It's no different than any other thing that has been introduced at one point and expanded upon later down the line.

[simiantrousers]

@thefirstknife You're really missing the point here. It's not about the idea of Zavala having had a wife. Adding more Lore (and calling that supposed leak 'unpublished Lore' is rather overselling it) isn’t going to improve upon the fact that this previously unmentioned character was introduced in the most trite and uninspired way possible.

It’s a PROBLEM that of all the things the writer could have had Zavala remember about her, out of all the details the writer could have chosen for introducing this character to the Lore, what we got was a scene where she has zero actual interaction with Zavala or agency because she’s asleep, that focuses on her physical attributes and the fact that they probably had sex.

It utterly fails to tell us anything interesting about her as a character, and it fails to tell us anything interesting about Zavala as a character. In fact, it actively does Zavala a disservice, because really? Really? Of all the little moments of a (presumed) lifetime with someone, THAT’S what comes to the fore when remembering her? That she looked hot after they fucked?? It’s simultaneously bland and insulting. Much like the rewrite of Felwinter’s Lore

So yeah. Honestly? Delete the wife and start over from scratch with something completely different, because this was the worst possible way to try and insert this little piece into Zavala’s backstory.

[fox-fic-and-ink]

A little Felwinter/Timur with a side of Rasputin mindfuckery as a thanks to Liobuttons for donating to help with my phone campaign!

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[fox-fic-and-ink]

60, Timur/Felwinter, NSFW? /waggles brows

I’m dying. Ever since Timur’s artifact came out, I’ve wanted to write possession sex. And now it’s romantic so as to be fluffy adjacent. *rolls*

   "Timur, please.“

   The human squeezes tighter, carefully measured strength pulling metal frame flush to bare chest.

   "Hush. Hold still.”

   Felwinter immediately whines and wriggles like a hooked fish caught between long arms and the hard shaft of flesh invading the channel hidden between the Exo’s legs. 

   "Still,“ Timur reminds as he settles them both on their sides. He readjusts Felwinter’s leg until it rests along Timur’s flank and opens the Exo up but he doesn’t thrust. Timur rolls his neck to get comfortable. Dark, plaited hair slithers behind his shoulder and Felwinter’s eyes are drawn to open skin.

   The Exo squirms until he can trace the hollow of Timur’s throat reverently. Fingers bob lightly against the laugh bubbling there. Felwinter’s fingers are captured and pulled up for a kiss before being redirected behind the Exo’s back and lower, lower. Felwinter’s eyes power down involuntarily as their combined fingers circle the point of their joining.

   "Now, don’t move,” Timur orders into the side of a metal skull, “and tell me how it feels.”

   Tension runs through Felwinter’s neck, through his bowed chest, across the arm twisted behind his back and in the hard angle of his wrist. Felwinter fills artificial lungs and the fraction of added strain lights up his brain. There must be some strange misfire- crossed signals between self-preservation centers and oral pleasure records- because ‘delicious’ is the word that overwhelms him.

   "Well?“

   Maybe it’s the hot breath against his neck or the barely there shift of Timur’s erection resting heavily inside as the man poses his question, but something causes a shift and Felwinter’s brain insists he’s drowning.

   "I feel you inside me,” he gasps.

   Timur rumbles in amusement. “I should hope so.”

   "Not just-“ the Exo is drowning, smothering, filling up with his partner’s presence. "You’re everywhere. From the soles of my feet to the tips of my fingers. In my spine. My lungs. I feel-”

   Possessed.

   Felwinter comes. He rolls into the firm line of Timur’s body, gasping around static. Light crackles over him like the first layer of frost over a lake cracking under a focussed strike. He shuts down.

   When he rouses, Felwinter finds himself laid out on his back. Timur hangs over him and strokes his face, eyes bright and lips tight with concern. Felwinter pieces together the last few moments and laughs weakly in a mix of exhaustion and disbelief. Only then does the human ease. Timur’s smile turns sly and satisfied and he drags the tip of a sharp nose along Felwinter’s brow. The Exo shivers and rises with a tremulous inhale.

   "You always tell me before you use your ability.“ He isn’t quite accusing his lover of any wrongdoing but he is accustomed to a warning before Timur practices his strange mind control power in bed.

   Timur withdraws. His lips part and then seal again in the tiniest of frowns. He shakes his head. "I didn’t even invoke the Light.”

   "No?“ Felwinter whispers, confused. They are no stranger to practice and he was certain he felt it- the essence of Timur licking at every edge of his being.

   "No.” A new, bare sort of affection shapes Timur’s face for only a second before he slips into the familiar dark fox who licks his lips before crawling back into the Exo’s space with a provocative observance. “I’ve barely touched you.”

   If there was no coercion, no Light-facilitated suggestion, then the only remaining explanation…

   Felwinter melts under Timur’s lips and tongue as they map the space beneath the Exo’s jaw and he’s sure of it. He’s possessed only in the most illogical of ways. Possessed in the way that would make Skorri squeal in delight and pull pen and paper from thin air for the immediate creation of several ballads.

It’s a revelation that should be shared. But maybe later, when the Exo remembers how to speak. For now, Felwinter joins Timur in his quest for physical enlightenment and only hints of his new discovery through the tight grip of his hands and the eager parting of his thighs.

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[fox-fic-and-ink]

21, Cayde/Zavala Warlord AU? >:3c

21 Cayde/Zavala Warlord “Who hurt you?” I guess this counts as fluff??? Post-unwritten Warlord AU, when WarlordZavala and MigratoryCayde are less…maiming… Def NSFW

   The wound stares at Zavala. He could easily dip two fingers into the shallow hole at the small of Cayde’s back, just to the left of the Exo’s raised spine. Zavala stills his hips and forces his bedmate to do the same even when Cayde grunts and tries to rock back against him. “What is this?”

    Cayde grumbles and tries once more to squirm back farther onto Zavala’s cock but the Awoken pins him with a rough forearm while the opposite hand strokes along the short stretch of torn metal. The Warlord’s blood begins to boil. He’s nearly furious by the time Cayde realizes sex really is on hold for the moment and stops squirming.

   "Who hurt you?“ Zavala demands. 

   Cayde shivers at the tone- nobody orders him around like Zavala- and balls the bedding between his fists. Three seconds later, he releases twin fistfuls like a sigh and twists to see what has the other man so riled up.

   The Exo snorts when he sees blue fingers framing the source of the trouble. "Calm down. You’re not riding to war. Nobody hurt me.”

   Zavala glares at the wound again. The mesh directly beneath open plate looks almost new and the edges are strangely uniform- as if a Ghost had begun the healing process but not finished it. “Are you certain-”

    Cayde cuts him off with a huff as he flops face first back into the furs of Zavala’s bed. “We were trying to take the subway tunnels before flood season locked them down. I tripped. Landed on some rebar. Sundance got me started but it didn’t hurt and we were in a hurry so I waved her off. Forgot it was there honestly.”

   That does not soothe the Warlord. Just reroutes his anger.

   "You’re too careless with your body,“ Zavala accuses.

   "I forgot, ok?” Cayde snaps over his shoulder in exasperation. “I was trying to get the caravan to the south camp and make it back in time to visit you! And, for the record, I’ve gotten way worse injuries from you than any environmental hazard.”

   Zavala sits upright and removes his hands as if bitten.

   "Uh. No.“ Cayde scrambles to twist and clarify. "I mean- We were both messing each other up like assholes. Sorry. I know it’s different now. But I’m not saying you have to get soft with me. We’re still us. Still doing our thing.”

   "But I’m not to worry when you show up with mysterious wounds?“

   Cayde props himself up on his elbows to scan Zavala’s face. "You really worry about me?”

   "When you’re not here?“ Zavala breathes. "Always.”

   "Oh. I didn't…" Cayde flips himself completely, hides the shallow injury behind him, and gawks at the Awoken. “Huh. I didn’t expect that. I’ll be more careful out there. Ok?”

   Zavala’s jaw flexes. He clearly holds some gut response. Facial muscles relax the same time the man reaches for Cayde’s hips and pulls him closer. “You had better be. I don’t want to see another mark I didn’t place on you.”

   To drive the point home, Zavala slips two fingers into the unhealed gap and digs into the mesh layer beneath until Cayde hisses and bucks.

   "Aha! Look at that! We agreed on something. Well,“ Cayde vents carelessly as he wraps his arms around his lord’s neck and drags his sticky mod across Zavala’s growing erection. "I’m definitely open to forcefully learn my lesson.”

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[salaciousahamkara]

This Is Us (minus the Emmy)

Meet the dedicated staff of the first issue below.

Keep reading

[gxrlfxg]

yall ever think about that 1 episode of b10 alien force where ben has like 14 alien babies

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Sorry what

[gxrlfxg]

yea theres a whole episode where one of his alien forms is pregnant and builds a big nest and lays a bunch of eggs. look

all things considered they ARE cute but what a bizarre…what an absolutely bizarre thing to be in ben 10

[a-goat-sticks-its-nose-in-thing]

When you think about the fact it’s about aliens, is it really?

[avienbgwp]

The weird thing is what it implies. Either 1) The DNA sample for Big Chill was from a pregnant necrofrigian and being pregnant is encoded in the DNA (not how one would expect that to work). or 2) Big Chill (Ben) got impregnated during the course of the show. And in either case, it means that Ben is in a woman’s body while he’s Big Chill, which opens the possibility that this is true of other aliens he uses through the Omnitrix. So not only does the Omnitrix allow Ben to understand what it’s like to be other species, but also other sexes.

[gxrlfxg]

wrong on both accounts my dude necrofriggians are mono gender and reproduce asexually every so many years

[simiantrousers]

Frik. I actually. Did a whole. Ridiculous thing about this five million years ago.

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My extremely disjointed conclusion at the time was that Necrofriggians are most likely either parthenogenetic females (sexual evolutionary history with lost male) or self-fertilizing hermaphrodites. :Tc

Likelihood of a complex, long-lived organism having had some method of genetic recombination during their evolutionary history: High. That doesn't HAVE to have involved mashing gametes (sex), but that is the method that got super popular among Earth organisms.

Anyway, something something, it's encoded in Necrofriggian DNA to reproduce periodically, and they do it all by their lonesome.

[salaciousahamkara]

Welcome to Salacious Ahamkara, the first 18+ fanzine set in the Destiny universe! Today we’re dropping the veil of dragon riddle speak to lay out our plan for this unique fan project and ask for your input.

This zine has been envisioned to mimic a publication one could find in back alleys, traded under tables, and stashed in secret caches littered over the Wilds of the Destiny universe; we’re talking explicit and parody material in the vein of ‘Tijuana Bibles’ and underground magazines.

 Salacious Ahamkara will be published as a FREE downloadable PDF with the chance for multiple issues and bonus mini issues released throughout the year.

‘Guardians’ is the theme of our first issue and comprises of all canon Guardians throughout the Destiny timeline (with the exception of the Player Guardian). You might find pinups of the current Vanguard next to erotic fiction of historically romanticized Iron Lords or previews for the newest book in the Hunter of the Heart novel series tucked between ads for the Blustery Brew and Eververse Trading Company. You’ll have to wait until the first official release December 31st, 2018 to truly experience everything.

But we’ll need lots of help to make the best fanzine possible! 

Each issue starts off with letters to the editor and we welcome submissions from the community to create many authentic voices. Flex your roleplay muscles and shoot us questions, gossip, etc as an inhabitant of the Destiny universe. For the Guardian issue, submissions don’t have to be written BY a canon Guardian but should pertain to a canon Guardian or Guardians in general. For example, you don’t have to write in as Ikora Rey amused by her portrayal as a dominatrix in a previous letter to the editor but you could submit a letter about how you (a new Warlock) SUSPECT the Warlock Vanguard would be an excellent dominatrix. Or maybe you want to write in as a City armor smith and admit your agenda for creating so many tightly-fitted pieces of Hunter leg gear). Letters don’t need elaborate backstories and don’t have to be long. In fact, we prefer them to be less than 300 words, but we are looking for character, lightheartedness, and spicy subject matter. Letters can be submitted via message on our Tumblr or emailed to [email protected].

The Ask Me Anything section is now the place to Submit Wishes. We (the staff) have mountains of sexy ideas but we want to know what YOU want to see and read. Do you want to see more Osiris/Saint-14 art? Want to read about Shiro-4 having a little solo fun? Got a hankering for Wei Ning/Eriana-3? Submit all of your wishes and we’ll do our best to make them happen. 

If you have any other questions, our messenger is always open. Thank you in advance for helping us make this project special! We can’t wait until December!

[fox-fic-and-ink]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Kinktober Day 6. Zavala, Cayde, and corset fun.

[fox-fic-and-ink]

Kinktober Claims

Now accepting claims for Kinktober. A $3 Kofi donation lets you claim a day/kink and choose the pairing I’ll write about. Drabbles are 300-500 words and as filthy as you want. XD

Here’s a link to the days still available.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_2_WHbKeO4vA08kJXRu8DCF4RFvzDeZuVzCPct0PalY/edit?usp=drivesdk

DM me to claim your day (payment and details follow after I confirm availability.)

[fox-fic-and-ink]

Evening reblog. Prompts are half full so be sure to snag one if you want it.

[salaciousahamkara]

We hear your hearts calling out, and We are inclined to answer you. We open Our doors for your comments. We shall select Our favorites, and will issue a response to each. A warning: Our time is precious. Do not send Us comments more than 150 words, or We may need to take measures. Our doors will close once more on the Fourteenth of October. We welcome you, O Readers Ours.

[fox-fic-and-ink]

Salacious Ahamkara is now accepting gossip, questions, ‘personal accounts’, and other ‘letter to the editor’ style submissions for the first 18+ Destiny fanzine coming in December. Think about something you would see in Cosmo, Playboy, or even a particularly saucy Dear Abby article. XD

Remember, the theme of the first issue is Guardians so keep that in focus. Be sure to keep your letter in-character. Maybe it’s your Guardian writing in about how Hunters have the best asses. Maybe it’s a City vendor wondering why sexy corset armor is a thing. Maybe it’s an apprentice with the Cryptarchy who just wants Guardians to quit bringing in engrams they know very well are full of porn. No more than 150 words per entry but feel free to submit as many pieces as you’d like! We look forward to reading!

[simiantrousers]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Genji Shimada/Tekhartha Zenyatta Characters: Genji Shimada, Tekhartha Zenyatta Additional Tags: reverse au, Dubious Consent, Roughness, Coitus Interruptus, Master/Pet, there is nothing safe or sane about this pairing, D/s, Painplay, Aftercare, Reversewatch, metaphysical threesome with a dragon, Anal Sex, robo vag, robo dick, Bloodplay Summary:

This is where I'll collect any stories I write set in heronfoot/beldam's Reversewatch AU.

See individual chapters for more specific descriptions!

[simiantrousers]

7 Sentences

The rules are as follows: go to page 7 of your WIP, go to the 7th line, share 7 sentences, and tag 7 more writer-bloggers to continue the challenge.

Tagged by @fox-fic-and-ink This is... roughly 7 sentences from page 7 of ‘Fall to Rise’ Chapter 5. But seeing as I’m not gonna tag anyone, I’m already doing things wrong! /gunfingers

Anyway, enjoy:

“Zavala,” Amanda said, “Cayde was sharing stories from his Academy days. How come you never tell me what you got up to in the Academy?”

Clearing his throat slightly, Zavala decided to shove a mouthful of rice into his face rather than answer. Amanda punched his shoulder and laughed, before turning her attention back to Cayde. “Okay, so you were at the part where you got totally smashed.”

Cayde's eyes flicked back and forth between Amanda and Zavala, as if unsure whether or not to continue in current company. Zavala wasn't going to stop him, not when Amanda seemed so entertained. So he gave a slight nod, and continued to simply eat his food.

“... Right,” Cayde finally said. “So I've got this absolutely pounding hangover and they call me up to run in the simulator...”

And heck, bonus because why not. 7 sentences from 7 lines down the 7th page of Chapter 7:

The Exo looked taken aback, staring at his own hands with wide eyes. His gaze darted up to the Commander. “Zavala, I-”

Whatever he might have said went unfinished as Zavala's fist collided with his jaw. It was an idiotic move that had him screaming his rage at the blaze of pain that shot from his split knuckles straight to his shoulder.

Still hissing and nursing his hand, Zavala forced himself to look at Cayde and any retaliation he might offer. The Exo hadn't moved a millimeter. He stood stock still, head turned to the side where the punch had knocked it.

Some day I’ll actually get back to writing this fic. Some day.

[zapperthecat]

Inspired by Two Kinds of Steel by @fox-fic-and-ink

[zapperthecat]

Inspired by Backwards Compatibility