This is bigger than me

ic: @koryabappletea 🩸 mdni

[simon-sm13]

Convict File

Adult 20+

They/He prns

"Keep this safe, okay mom?"

This is a sideblog to keep all my freaked out ass art/thoughts quarantined away from the eyes of those who probably don't wanna see it. If you're here, then you know what's up. As of right now, I primarily post Iron Lung/Markiplier Egos related junk. I am very normal. Everything's tagged as necessary and I'd prefer things stay out of the usual public tags, just for my own sanity. If you recognize me, no you don't.

[simon-sm13]

after reading fanfic for 12 years i have just now learned the difference between come and cum. i just thought it was a grey/gray situation until like yesterday. what the fuck.

[becquerel]

sex described so bad i have to put my phone down and close my eyes

[becquerel]

aching in his sac

[becquerel]

[becquerel]

[simon-sm13]

i need to go to bed im hornyposting too much

[simon-sm13]

ohhh googleplier the man that you are (and lackthereof)

[simon-sm13]

i need that divine machine to do unspeakable things to my unholy flesh. take me right here right now on the kitchen counter idgaf. i need that robot. i wanna chew on his wires until he bluescreens. fuck.

[simon-sm13]

ohhh googleplier the man that you are (and lackthereof)

[simon-sm13]

ao3 down and every iron lung fic on tumblr is simon x reader and while that is completely real and valid, i PERSONALLY do not fw x readers so bassically im killign ymself

[simon-sm13]

htis post is fake and a lie. i fw x readers now. ive been enlightened.

[lesspopped]

affirmation: I am capable of finishing the works of pornographic fanfiction I start writing

[tensaiproductionz]

NSFW Facts About Simon, the Convict

This is a personal headcanon idea list for Simon, especially in Second Chances, which is a WIP story line. If you're not a fan of these, you are welcome to not like or interact with this. Also, it's going to be a mix of SFW and NSFW headcanon ideas.

Simon, like the others that followed Eden's teachings, was taught at a young age that they were meant to put themselves forward for the cause. There was no greater a sacrifice than to keep Eden, and the Last Tree, alive and prospering. So that meant that personal wants and desires were to be ignored or you would be punished severely for it. And that fell with masturbating and/or having sex with another individual. And this forced celibacy is what has been hanging over Simon's head for the longest time, and it causes him terrible guilt. - When Simon is actually able to relax - to not constantly think of pushing the violence, and aggression of Eden's teachings - he starts to have certain situations cause a bodily reaction in him. And he feels extreme guilt over it, shaming himself verbally and mentally when the urges hit, and calling himself a beast. And it gets worse as the effects from the Blood Ocean starts seeping into his consciousness, pushing these more sexual, heated, and often times violent thoughts forward to the point that there were a few times he tried to touch himself, but chickened out each time. But that need would still be burning in the back of his mind, constantly egging him to fall into mortal wants, and it would wear a bit at his consciousness as time passed on.

He was uncircumcised, though originally Eden had done it in the name of "cleanliness". This was because of limited resources, as every bit of medical resources was needed for something greater than a visual aesthetic, so Simon and those that were around his age and later would not go through the process of circumcision. That cannot be said about those that were older before the decision had been made to stop the practice.

Women, or those that presented as female, had the same level of celibacy forced onto them while living on Eden. Similar to the issues of circumcision, no one was allowed to sleep with whoever they wanted back on Eden. If you were allowed to, you had to be tested and confirmed to be fertile - with wanted genetics that could benefit Eden's cause - otherwise you would be punished for having an unplanned pregnancy. This sort of mindset was not exclusive to Eden, however, as the COI had a similar policy to prevent wasted resources. But unlike the COI, who often had their prejudices against the Children of Eden, the people of Eden were always happy to have outsiders join into their folds despite where they came from. - How this concerns Simon is that he's very awkward around them in a normal setting. He has some experience talking and interacting with them back in Eden, but in an intimate setting he's a fish out of water. It takes a lot of trial and error for him to learn about a female presenting person's body and what makes them feel good, and what is too far. - I say this because Simon would have a bit of a breeding kink, feeling like it was the highest honor to be able to bring life into the world through him, and it would be a heavy honor if it was with his partner. Though this kink could be if he was sleeping with anyone - male, female, nonbinary or gender fluid. If he wants to, he will want to knock you up (of course with permission and in a safe environment).

Simon's time in the Blood Ocean had left a lasting impression on his mind concerning those that have periods, or generally being exposed to blood. The moment the smell and taste touches his nose or tongue, he has a visceral need to get away, otherwise he starts getting lightheaded, and gets nauseous. Even if he had been "used" to seeing blood during his time as The Butcher, and having it on himself, his time in the Blood Ocean had made him have a deep fear of it. It can be overcome bit by bit by gentle reassurances, and with help from exposure therapy, and so the effects of it dwindles slightly. But it's the reason why he does not like giving and receiving knife play, period sex, hurting someone, or getting severely injured. - Even if the urges he gets (thanks to whatever the Blood Ocean had done to his mind and his genetics) it often makes him think about blood, it gives him a same visceral reaction, and it messes with his guilt and shame.

He would be a pleasure giver, but still a hard dom if he wanted to be. He wants to be useful, and he feels a great deal of pleasure if he was able to give to someone, and know it made them feel good. - He takes being a dom in the bedroom waaaay too seriously and the moment something breaks the mood, he feels like he's being a fool, or he destroyed the moment. Again, gentle reassurances would help him not be so uptight about how serious a dom should be, and he could end up being a bit more goofy, and be silly more often (and get that man to smile more often).

The praise - oh my goodness, he would be so weak in the knees for that. After being raised in an environment where everything was dictated a certain way, and being told he was lesser because of his status as a member of Eden, being praised for what he can do very well would leave him both flustered, and wanting more of it. And that heavily involves when in the bedroom. It helps calms his anxiety down.

Has a bit of a scent kink, just because it helps ground him a bit, and to tell him the person he's with is real and isn't a hallucination or a trick of the mind. Much more is the representation of the person that he likes their scent, and not really like a humiliation thing, though he did feel ashamed for being attracted to scent of all things. He mainly likes smelling his partner's hair and the skin around their neck, but he does like the natural musk from his partner's intimate parts when doing oral.

The man LOVES to eat. He will go nuts for oral and will willingly get on his knees to eat someone out for hours if given the chance. Hell he could cum from just eating you out and hearing the sounds coming from you because of his mouth, and fingers.

Simon is very touch starved to the point that simple touches would scramble his brain. Though that's not to say he wasn't hugged or pat on the back, or had people give casual physical touch to him, but wanted touches from someone he found safe was like a diamond in the rough for him. If he gives himself the chance to feel vulnerable with someone, he will cuddle them for hours. Just listening to the soothing sound of their heartbeat, feel the warmth of their skin against his, and feel fingers in his hair. He's fallen asleep a good few times from this.

Has an unspoken desire to become one with someone. And I mean literally - thanks to the Blood Ocean, and the effects of the hivemind, that urge has been eating away at his subconscious. Both in an intimacy sense and a literal sense, he wants to become one with someone - that their blood is his, their flesh is his, and their minds being together, and vice versa. This is the "taint" that Simon often keeps quiet about and feels a great sense of fear and shame about this, and hasn't spoken to people about this.

Body/genital worship is up there on Simon's list. While he will willingly do it to his partner, he has a harder time trying to accept it for himself. It's a level of vulnerable that he's still not used to, but once he's hooked, it will make him weak at the knees for it.

Dirty talk; he's not very good at it. He's a little too forward but practice makes perfect. If his partner does it? He'd be flustered, but he would love it. Whisper in his ear what he likes and he would get rougher with you.

WIP

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WHERE ARE THEY PLEASE MARKITS BEEN A MONTTTH

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they still havent shipped bro its almost april im going to lose my fuckign Mind

[simon-sm13]

this was too #spicy for main so im putting it here

i drew avas hand about 50 times before giving up and slapping that over simons pussy and calling it a day. i also didnt feel like drawing his foot. not censorship, just laziness. eat up, freaks. i will be drawing more of this later. consider this a threat.

[simon-sm13]

i cant fucking write smut when my fucking cousin wont shut UP oh my god stop talking please i am losing mymind

[ampdraws]

hc: Simon is a virgin and a quickshot 😏

i spent so long messing with the gradient map i probably could've just colored the damn thing...

full view: [bsky] [aethy]

nsft, highly suggestive

[simon-sm13]

ok whatever enough mars math im gonna write ava eating simons pussy and then delete it out of shame and embarassment becaue im an ugly chud

[simon-sm13]

gonna start telling people my birthday in EIC just because i can. its 92/11 btw.

and also today is 77/30 btw aka my birthday is in 2 weeks so wish me a happy birthday in 2 weeks or ELSE

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IMC is so fucking confusing because (assuming it also uses ddd/yyyy format) it has the caviat of there being 687 days in a year. so like. that makes it a little fuckin difficult to math out in my head.

might see if i can make a calculator for this. just for shits and giggles

[simon-sm13]

gonna start telling people my birthday in EIC just because i can. its 92/11 btw.

and also today is 77/30 btw aka my birthday is in 2 weeks so wish me a happy birthday in 2 weeks or ELSE

[simon-sm13]

*takes my emotional support simon out of my juicy couture purse* *a geiger counter is audible from the other side of the room*

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there's fuckinf tears in my eyes @seraph-draws-stuff