sorry, but i’ll never get over THIS
(also their faces make me laugh so hard, they’re so smug)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@simonandgarfunkel-incorrect
sorry, but i’ll never get over THIS
(also their faces make me laugh so hard, they’re so smug)
Simon & Garfunkel - Think Too Much
Paul: oh my god, what are you, 5?
Art: 5 feet taller than you!
Paul:
Art: please don’t hurt me
i feel like this is a hatecrime
Paul: “Your password is weak”, so is my memory so please let me keep it.
ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY ARTIE’S BIRTHDAY
I made this pls be proud
Unsimoning your garfunkel or whatever
Most people’s gay anthem is born this way, but old person tumblr’s gay anthem is bleecker street by Simon and Garfunkel
Ok so I got an ask from @mcyauch a while ago asking me for my favorite s&g gay moments, but tumblr deleted it or whatever so I’m just making a post here.
In no particular order:
* the concert in Central Park where Art says “I’m so in the mood” and Paul has to cope with that.
* Their Monterey Pop set, which Paul organized. He himself selected red lighting for them, and then made a suggestive comment about how he the lighting makes him think of other things he’s in the mood for. (Paraphrasing that but it’s real.)
* This video where Paul is grilled about the fact he writes songs about women mistreating him and he says he didn’t realize he did that. (Maybe…because they’re all about art LOL)
* ^^ a poem by Art in which he confirms that “why don’t you write” is about him
* Paul’s letter and gift to Art for his 48th birthday
* These images
* Literally any of the quotes of Art speaking in recent years where he’s just endlessly apologetic and pleading that people remember he loves Paul.
* The fact that Artie encouraged Paul to keep writing and gave him the support and confidence he needed to perform.
* This post I made from images borrowed from Art’s autobiography
* Both of the “I am a rock” music videos
* All the songs Paul wrote for Artie
* Their recording process
* The fact that they couldn’t make eye contact with each other while performing because then they would laugh.
* This video
* The fact that they spent their youth in Art’s basement sitting nose to nose to “copy dictation” or whatever
*The amount of times Paul has referred to Art as “an angel” regarding his looks.
* the entirety of “me and Julio down by the school yard” and how it relates to Art’s poem about him and Paul where Paul says “do you know what we are?”
* Let me repeat: Paul “do you know what we are” Simon (4th pic)
* The fact that Paul wanted to be friends with Art right away and Art saying that he knew he loved Paul as soon as he saw him.
* One of Art’s wives encouraged Art to get back together with Paul by telling him “he’s illuminating you”
* The fact that they know their astrological signs and talk about it a lot.
* Whatever this is
* any of the images from their reunion tours where they’re hugging or holding hands 🥺
*Paul offering to add his vocals on Art’s solo album of love songs 👀
*they also routinely got beat up together as kids? Which? I feel like isn’t that common unless you’re. You know.
*When they would preform, Paul would try to move closer to Art. So Art would back away, but Paul would just lean in again.
*And the whole story being the song “my little town” where Paul wanted to write a song for Artie because he “sings so many sweet songs”
Hopefully this is a comprehensive list that sustains you / helps with the sifunkel truthing agenda. God bless
Paul: sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone staring at me weird.
Paul Simon’s allowed to lie about Me and Julio not being gay to protect himself but also. What do you mean The mama pajama rolled out of bed And she ran to the police station When the papa found out he began to shout And he started the investigation It's against the law It was against the law What the mama saw It was against the law The mama looked down and spit on the ground Every time my name gets mentioned The papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention" Well I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going I'm on my way I'm taking my time But I don't know where Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona Seein' me and Julio Down by the schoolyard Seein' me and Julio Down by the schoolyard Whoa, in a couple days they come and take me away But the press let the story leak And when the radical priest Come to get me released We was all on the cover of Newsweek And I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going I’m on my way I'm taking my time But I don't know where Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona Seein' me and Julio Down by the schoolyard Seein' me and Julio Down by the schoolyard Seein' me and Julio Down by the schoolyard
frodo and sam are like the simon and garfunkel of middle earth