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Simó N'Douba. King Consort of Argentina. This account was created as an rp blog, unaffiliated with the actress/actors in here, or any associated professional projects and/or intellectual properties. All its original content should be considered works of fiction, and any resemblance to existing works, characters, or persons should be considered coincidental and free of malicious intent. Works posted here are not for sale for any profits whatsoever.

[simondouba]

&&. is that ( anthony mackie ) ?? no, it’s just ( simó n’douba ) . he is a ( king consort ) of ( argentina ) . he is ( thirty-nine ) years old and his birthday is the ( 14 ) of ( november )  which makes him a ( scorpio ) .  he is ( disciplined ) and ( overcritical ) but, unfortunately, also ( arrogant & overcritical ) .  those traits just make him a ( slytherin ) and in scientific terms an ( ENTJ ) .  he is ( straight ) and the plaza’s ( isolato ) .  his theme song is ( with a little help from my friends ) by ( the beatles ) .  their interests include ( architecture & economy ) .  he practices ( christianity ) and is a supporter of the ( monarchic ) .  their quirk is ( ... although you know that one day you will die, you live as though you won’t... )  and favourite quote is ( the god of small things ) by ( arundhati roy )  because  ( it reminds him of not letting any opportunity past by ) .  last but not least he ( does not ) believe in true love.

[aalayncs]

JUNE , 2024 .

❝ i can't believe that's all three of you married off. i feel like a proud mother, ❞ she utters as her head rests on her husband's shoulder, having wrapped her hand around his arm. does she think this will be the end of the shenanigans ? not exactly, but in truth she would be disappointed. ❝ they do look like a lovely couple, though. he did well. ❞ / @simondouba

[simondouba]

"It has always been the plan," lips curled into a grin, to match with the jest behind his words as he pressed a kiss to his wife's head before continuing. "To free Catalonia and to marry a rich, influential, and pretty woman that most likely can kill us in our sleep." his gaze followed to lay on the newly wed, she was right. they do look lovely. "he could have done worse, but ––– do you think mathilde will come trough? does she have what it takes to follow with him?

[svrgic]

JUNE 21, 2024

❝ IS THIS A revenge thing ? i marry your sister so you go and impregnate your wife and make sure she gives birth at my wedding ? ❞ that was the kind of situation people on reddit would spend weeks discussing. to sergi, however, it was nothing but a joke. they'd set a date long after andrés announced he was going to be a father for the 30th time and nobody couldn't plan when to go into labour. ❝ at least now, unlike you- ❞ his eyes now turned to simó now. ❝ he has kids born in barcelona. ❞ / @simondouba + @vndrcs

[simondouba]

" –––––– I doubt he'd have the brains for the long math it required." Simó echoes the jest, his gaze following to fall in Andrés before the conversation was back upon him. "Don't look at me, take with my wife. Or don't you think I tried? Hoping for a thrid that we can take here." @vndrcs @svrgic

[blazcj]

" christ, don't eat that, " blažej told the other, taking the cocktail bite out of their hand. " i don't know why they're serving these, these are... really bad. " ( &. @hshqstarters )

[simondouba]

" –––––– why is it poisoned?"

[philippvs]

" have you met my husband yet by any chance ? " philippa asked the first person who seemed susceptible to a conversation. she pulled hans into the circle and presented him like a pageant dog. | @hshqstarters / @johannesgrunenberg ]

[simondouba]

" –––– ah, he is your husband? I thought he was just a grumpy bodyguard." anyone / @johannesgrunenberg

[simondouba]

"You two better behave in this because, if I have to be scolded again like a five-year-old by my wife because of you.. I'll beat you up myself," @vndrcs @svrgic

[aalayncs]

❝ remember what we talked about on the flight here ? ❞ the question is asked in a gentle tone, but there's a sternness in her gaze that's hard to miss. ❝ if you're going to get involved in shenanigans, at least be discreet. or don't be stupid enough to do it at all out in the open, no matter what the other minutemen say. ❞ / @simondouba

[simondouba]

" ––––– you talk about a lot of things, honey. " his tone matches hers, it has been weeks now and they were still on this subject. simo being scolded like their three old son." i already told you, i was trying to break the fight and not start it. andres, andres is the dumb one."

[simondouba]

"Happy? Feeling good about yourself, gif guy? Because this might enter the list of the dumbest shit you ever pull, " it was easier to excuse that behavior when they weren't attaching a fucking title to their name. " and you," pointing over to Sergi. "Couldn't you knock some sense over him or are the two of you useless when I'm not around. Worse than my kids, man and both of them are under the age of five."

@svrgic @vndrcs

[simondouba]

AALAYNA.

                        “    you better hope that for their sake, they listened.    ”    she’s only partially teasing.    making a poor job of something is nothing more than tardiness, in her opinion.    this is what happens when she’s not around to oversee things  !    “    exactly, and that’ll be stressful enough as it is.    i don’t think we’ve even discussed the cake yet.    ”

"chocolate cake,” it was the easier and safest choice, everyone liked. “t loves it and isn’t like emi will be able to taste, so chocolate.” 

[simondouba]

AALAYNA.

                         “    make sure to tell them i don’t want to see a speck of dirt.    we want the place to be livable.    ”    not for the first time, she misses the home comforts of their palace in argentina.    “    that’s probably wise.    readjusting will be stressful as it is.    ”

"of course, i made sure to tell them how life would be hell if there’s a flick of dust in the air upon your arrival.” there’s a slight drizzle of sarcasm woven through, raising a brow at his wife before planting a kiss at the side of her head. “yes, we don’t need a parade around us ––– will give us time to finish planning emi’s christen.”

[simondouba]

LAYNA.

                        “    he’s made sure to plant his eggs in the right baskets, that one.    ”    but she really hopes that andrés is sincere in this marriage.    she didn’t make him emilia’s godfather for nothing  !    “    that’s wise of you.    at least, being so close to home now, he can sort through things more efficiently.    ”    quite literally on the doorstep  !    “    speaking of which, do you really want to stay in spain for god knows how long, with the bourbon-anjous rubbing everything in our faces  ?    ”

“obviously, no,” there’s an abrupt pause, though, as if there wasn’t even a necessity to ask. “i already made the call for them to get the house ready for us, they’ll have things ready for emi and t’s room will be of use for it. i’m just not letting my family know of this extending stay.”

[simondouba]

LAYNA.

                        “    or complete idiocy.    don’t you be taking hints.    ”    she playfully pats his chest, looking over at the happy couple with a smile on her face.    “    now there’s just sergi.    how long do you think he will drag it out before we get the invitations  ?    ”

"damned would be the day i be caught taking hits for andres, but i mean, man has done something here” a humorous tone escaped along with a chuckle, but he’d not change the way life turned out for him. “that’s something i can’t predict and i told him to get a few things taken care first.”

[simondouba]

ASS.​

      - ‘ NO, YOU are getting stupid. ’ they were already married. what was the point of all this shit anyway ? hearing simó explain his point had sergi nodding his head. ‘ yes, yes, except your speech last time was just about the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard and you were the one that once suggested we’d bungee jump. the fact that i’m even here discussing this is offensive. he had it last time, i get it this time, we both have a chance to be your best man. case closed. just don’t get married again, we don’t have any more friends. ’ / @vndrcs​

“B never got the wedding she wanted - and it’s not my fault I’m getting remarried. My fir- second? Maia! Ended with me being a widow.” they were all far to drunk to be deciding anything. “If both of you don’t stop being mean none of you will be best man.” @simondouba​

"then you won’t have any because you don’t have friends,” he needs a refill, the conversation was starting to get ridiculous, almost as the commentary blurted by the third party of it. "And," he blurts, pouring another double for himself. "my speech was marvelous, you aren't just familiar with the words, next time i will suggest a dictionary." @svrgic

[simondouba]

“two marriages, two crown princess, and for years,” he nods a few times with a grin on his lips, but before he can put some thought behind the words they were already getting tumbling out. “and, he has children from both of those ––– genius.” @aalayncs​

[simondouba]

ASS.

“Ok ok enough. This is getting stupid.” he tells them. They’re all a little drunk and no closer to finding out a solution to their biggest problem. They had decided years ago each one would be the best man at whose wedding. But getting married (re-married?) for the second (third?) time was ruining their numbers. “whoever stacks the most cups is the best man.” ​

" –––– this is your fault to arrange yet another marriage, now to get the number evens we’d have to get married one more time and it’s a miracle we are moving towards having sergi there at least once,” thankfully his wife can hear him, but the laborious tone waving his words should be enough to make it known he is, right now, pretty content with life. “the easier way is to put me and layna up there again, we were there at the first one and we did a fantastic job.” @svrgic​

[simondouba]

ASLAN.

aslan looked into the stroller at nuray’s big brown eyes. “everything seems to be a favorite these days. i might take another pass around the park.”

"it’s why i tend to buy everything in doubles, quadruples if necessary” he has learned that after the first missing toy. “how old is she?”

[simondouba]

AALAYNA.

                        “    thian has resorted to stamping his feet during tantrums now.    can you believe he had a meltdown just because i told him no  ?    when did he become so spoiled  ?    ”    she sighs, resting her head on her husband’s shoulder as the blissful silence fills the room now that the kids are asleep.        ﹟    @simondouba​.

"is that so?” discussing his children always comes effortlessly, even when it feels he isn’t quite getting the grip of it which is most days and with their eldest getting older, is a battle that he often feels like losing –– and not like he can call his parents for guidance. “he wasn’t so keen about eating his lunch today,” putting the book he had in hand and relaxing at the feeling of her head resting on his shoulder, a softness reserved to her as simo peers at the woman next to him. “have you been informed about our trip to lisbon?”