simon’s#1defender

my natural habitat is loser

[notkatniss]

lestats having cowboy carter ticket sale push notification on his ipad. what are they cooking

[endiness]

alexa play house tour by sabrina carpenter

[luvrm4nd]

people in universe thirsting for Armand but using the portrait in the louvre as their reference for him and so really thirsting for Amadeo. do you think he’s killing himself today or tomorrow

[brian-kinney-apologist]

the concept of daniel molloy putting so much thirst for armand in his book that now the mortal readers of the said book want to fuck nasty armand and armand ONLY

[m-au3-blog]

[cold-mindless-stars]

[bifauxnenarmand]

armand being alone for the first time in his life, the intimate details on his history of sexual slavery being put on display for thousands of people to perceive and treat like a fictional story, people going to see and take photos of his whitewashed portrait of his younger self that he was raped for and making sexual and emasculating comments about him, causing him to relive a traumatic part of his past he thought he’d lock away, being perceived as a sexualized object by white people, then finding out his fathermakergroomer, the only one who’s felt truly safe (false) and loved by, was alive all this time and never came to save him, but instead mentored lestat, a white blonde carbon copy of him who looks like he could be his son, and told him all the secrets of vampires he kept from him and how much he regretted giving armand the gift, his traumatic history possibly going to be talked about publicly a second by lestat on tv which will also be perceived by thousands and even more so since lestat’s a famous rockstar, a lot of vampires possibly hating his ass for being involved with the book that he didn’t even want out in the first place, all while he’s going through post partum depression after giving his first vampire birth to an annoying old man, and did I mention he’s alone for the first time in his life during this

anyway armand’s s3 subplot is literally going be this

[klhsmn]

louis not telling lestat about the book is so funny cause like it’s been 100 years. why are you still not authentically and honestly communicating with your ex-husband/situationship/soulmate/bf/talking stage. about the most earth shattering thing possible. can he be serious please

[jaypentaghast]

the divorce mediation with the hot lawyer comes after they cute video calls noooooo

[lotsel]

lestat in the new clip all mad about louis and armand saying he has no presence like he wasnt fucking him first

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

if you can make it through February you can make it through the year and on god we are getting to June

[rodrickheffeley]

Gag him

[hgedits]

play dumb! (not that dumb!)

[cloudabserk]

based on my own post:

[cloudabserk]

armand loves love! happy valentine’s day :)

[cloudabserk]

based on this book excerpt my little sister sent me

[cloudabserk]

the shane protector…