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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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kaijuno

Serval reacts to ice for the first time

unorthodoxchronicles

MY BEANS COLD!

alexsrandomramblings

Long Cat discovers ice.

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

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Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

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7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

maybeshesnaped

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

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THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

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The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

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People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

bluthatesfabrikk

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

the-witches-son

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

cokeworthprince

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

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danse-de-macabre

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

dysfunctionalnerd

Nintendo: *bans their music on youtube for absolutely no reason*

Nintendo:

midwest-monster

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.

burgertv

bonersniper

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

pr1nceshawn

Cats Can Pretty Much Sleep Anywhere.

helila

have some cats

spokenitalics

FUCK NETFLIX

wardo

The Handmaid’s Tale “Bear Witness”

oikawas

It is my duty to fight.

MULAN (2020) dir. Niki Caro

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willcub-deactivated20180521

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

cersei-the-truth-bombardier

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

ranawaytotelltheworld

elodieunderglass

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

dr-dendritic-trees

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]