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nintendior-deactivated20260317

So I got an idea

Let’s take this

and put it in

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

planetclancer

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

alicereids

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

hooked-on-hookah-deactivated202

I swear i overthink myself into a bad mood at least 8 times a day

roslyakovabby

yveinthesky-deactivated20190127

Every time I read up on why Walmart failed in Germany again I am massively entertained.

I can recommend it to everyone.

Google “Why Walmart failed in Germany”.

Hours of entertainment.

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mariesbookblog

this is literally the most hilarious thing ever

seriously what even

i’m laughing so fucking hard ‘harassed by strangers’ i can’t stop laughing

i’m reading a 30 page paper on this and it’s hilarious

(in case you’re curious: https://thetimchannel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/w024.pdf)

vallisagarwaen

this is still so fucking funny, I can’t get over this. never.

psychoanthrowalker

ferguswyrm

My favorite part was how walmart did that thing where they get a bunch of people to work a long part time shift, but just short enough to not be full time, thinking they could avoid giving employees healthcare. It turns out you can’t do that in Germany, so they had to give healthcare to way more employees than if they had just hired people to full time positions.

niggazinmoscow

the best alternate ending

niccoolleeyy-deactivated2020092

micycle-myers

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

wexler

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

unclefather

He checked her pulse

elizabethshaw

Doctor Who meme | Nine Scenes [1/9]

"Something's inhibiting my enzymes... I've been poisoned!"

stability

catchymemes

mrshamill

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

historical-obsessions

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!

myothertardisisonthemun

Always reblog penguin safety inspector

leolubaby

the most beautiful eyes are those that look at you with love

feastofsnakes

persbaderse

guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy.

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims