Not all those who wander are lost ღ

22, female, germany ~ side blog: wip-workinprogress ~ Tags to get to know me better: #personal #evitalks

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

“How are your grades?”

“What are you majoring in?”

“Have you got a girlfriend?”

“What do you want to do when you graduate?”

[justincorrectmarvel]

Stephen: *Sneezes*

Stephen: *Get’s fogged with Lysol* Really?

Tony: *Covering his nose with his shirt* I am not getting sick, Peter’s science fair is in five days

[amethyst2900]

Spider-man said respect trans women or die 

[irondad-on-crack]

Peter, eating a pickle: In this world, it’s either eat pickles or be pickled.

Tony: No?? It’s?? Not?? What does that even mean???

Peter, chanting: Pickled peppers picked a peck of Peter Parkers.

Tony, frightened: Wh-

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[captainamericacrunch]

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[tanpoponoko]

This happened to me a BUNCH after I got married to a man. I’d be like ‘oh, x actress is so cute’ and everyone would be like “but you’re married to a guy, I thought you were straight now?”

Fuckin’ no???

[space-finally]

If a bi person marries someone of the opposite gender, guess what?

THEY’RE STILL BI!

If a bi person marries someone of the same gender, guess what?

THEY’RE STILL BI!

[beholdthemem]

20BITEEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT BISEXUALS NOT BIPHOBIA.

[antiblackness-archive]

bi girls with trauma surrounding men? are still bi. bi girls with complicated relationships to men? still bi! a bisexual girl is not suddenly not bisexual because the way she’s attracted to men was affected by the way men treated her in her past. bi girls and especially traumatized bi girls have the right to express their sexuality without having it be questioned and invalidated.

[ethereal-drivel]

Hi I love bees

[justincorrectmarvel]

Peter: I always thought string cheese was its own genre of cheese so when I found out I was just eating mozzarella it messed me up

Stephen:

Tony: 

Stephen: I’m sorry what??

Tony: Genre of cheese???

[sizvideos]

[perissologist]

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[lord-palmerston]

you missed the best bit

[bob-artist]

I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom.  The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun.

[bob-artist]

Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house.  Today at 7:35, I realized it had been awfully quiet.  Had I just been so quiet working at my computer that the birds didn’t realize I was awake?  So I performed an experiment.  Out of nowhere, I started yelling, “BIRDS!  BIRDS!  BIRDS!”  And then I yelled their names.

And I was met with ABSOLUTE SILENCE from the birds.

Then I ran down to check on them because I was like “they’re not screaming, wtf are they okay???” and I started to get worried.  But they were totally fine and awake.  Just confused.  Apparently birds don’t know what to do if you scream in the morning before they do.

But then I realized the horrible truth.

I had become one of them.

I am one of them now.

I scream.

[diarygirls]

i’m a simple girl i see pink and i smash that reblog button

[jokersmithjr]

[tieras]

Swoon!

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[marril96]

@werewolfbarbie

[jsemproblem]

“You are eating a dead body!” Good! It would be really inconvenient if my food was moving.

[oswinthestrange]

What is the context of this? 😂

[jsemproblem]

Oh, I need to clarify a few things, I sounded like a cannibal at that post. 😂

I was bored/supposed to study so I randomly looks at a video made by very pro vegan person (I mostly disagree with her views, but sometimes she has interesting points so I watch her videos occasionally just to “hear the other side”).

“You are eating a dead body!” was used as an argument by a vegan couple (girl who’s videos I sometimes watch and her husband/boyfriend) but also many others, it’s commonly used phrase in vegan community when they try to explain how “eating meat is disgusting”.

So I was a bit sick of hearing that all over again so I made a tasteless joke. I should made it more clear that it didn’t mean “a dead human body” 😂

[oswinthestrange]

Tasteless? That’s hilarious 😂

I figured you hadn’t gone all Hannibal Lecter, though lol but I was curious about the context

[jsemproblem]

😂♥️

[marril96]

This is gold 😂

[soawonder-deactivated20190815]

Technically, the plants are dead too when you eat them.

[whogivesa-ship]

Hot take

Purity culture is bullshit and it’s perfectly normal to disagree with your friends.

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy