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All Time Low @ The Vogue, Vancouver 01/26/13

This one guy completely wrapped in bras tries to jump from the barricade to the stage only to be held back and down by two security guards. Alex sees them and pokes the guard’s back with his foot and tells him to release the guy and let him get on stage. And this happened.

simplicitytoxicity

MY SHOOOOOWWWWWWW

simplicitytoxicity

I was going through old tags and came across this and fucking lost it. I do not remember this happening 😂

flopmaster360

She’s alive and healthy

tricktster

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

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boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

tricktster

boss texted me today about all the business we’ve been getting and i texted back “haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full!” followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense I’d made up.

tricktster

boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as “the biggest copycat there ever was.”

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boss today texted me the most unorthodox elipsis i’ve ever seen

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my boss’s parents and my parents each have vacation homes in the same retirement community, which is widely rumored to be a hotbed of sexual depravity, so sometimes i deliberately antagonize him by implying - very innocently and with plausible deniability - that our parents swing with each other

tricktster

boss just came into my office to ask me a question, paused and said “what the FUCK are you listening to?” and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music, he just left.

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op what is your occupation

tricktster

Rascal.

atlontour

source.

#Alex is the hottest human alive and I don’t fucking GET IT #alex gaskarth #alex you ruin my life

danswank

tower of truth + jack

“snog is make love to, correct?”

onasubwaytomars-deactivated2022

Hey! 🥰 Sorry to bother–I’m looking for a soundcheck for NOLA and i wanted to ask you if you could maybe share this (hoping i’ll find someone who is selling theirs!) Thank you in advance if you will. I always enjoy your content!

Ofc and thank you!

If anyone is selling soundcheck for NOLA, here’s someone that might buy it from you 😁