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“You made me mean something.” Is such a banger line coming from Gillion specifically.

He is THE chosen one, he is THE guy from THE prophecy. He has meant so much to the undersea from the moment he was born.

Yet, from his perspective, he only truly started to mean something when Chip pulled him onto that boat…

yorkshirearthurdent

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

ranboolivesaysstuff

RANBOO UPDATE!: Things are going SUPER well with the nonprofit! Been having a TON of just general discussion the past few days about future projects and balancing both like, the BIG projects I have planned for the next year while still making sure enough time and resources can go into making the nonprofit the best it can be with the best people it can be with :D Have a couple of VERY cool plans in the works to make sure I can do both the best I can! One of which ill announce soonish once everything is more planned out! :) In the meantime we are struggling with a name for the nonprofit, so feel free to put them in an ask or something if you have any ideas!

itsmaybemason

Boobs for change

ranboolivesaysstuff

I am going to stop asking you guys for anything now! Thank you!

ranboolivesaysstuff

I feel like we all just need to be more silly, add a bit of whimsy if you will

wasyago

they have so many belts....

ranboolivesaysstuff

I LOVE ARTISTS YALL ARE SO COOL AND CREATIVE!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! its all very neat to see :D

huffylemon

triviallytrue

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

friendshapedhole

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

triviallytrue

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

max1461

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

triviallytrue

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

ghostpalmtechnique

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

triviallytrue

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

notwiselybuttoowell

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

nightingalesoul

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

bermuda-n-drangle

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

ranboolivesaysstuff

so did you like nimona?

I am so sad

ranboolivesaysstuff

Also just as a heads up it’s in heavy consideration currently that after this month I may not be doin anymore mcc stuff! We have the “one of us” event this Saturday (which isn’t an mcc thing but is still cool) and then the pride mcc which are both charity fundraisers :)

Honestly my content is going in a new direction after all of this, and because of how busy I may be with it as well as just the fact that I want to stream differently, I’m very uncertain about it!

Change is scary I know but I really really love genloss and want to work on it full time, as well as I really just want Ranboo to be a non-stressful and fulfilling thing for me and there are certain things that I think are best to change and leave behind going forward. I can’t thank you guys enough for sticking around for everything, and I hope that you guys are looking forward to this new era as much as I am :)

ranboolivesaysstuff

Again nothing is set in stone, but it’s what I’ve been leaning towards for a while after a lot of things. Thank you guys for understanding :)

evbobevisgoinginsane

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ranboolivesaysstuff

Weird question, but do you read comic books? You strike me as the type of person who'd read comics. If you do, what are some of your favorites?

Idk how much I’ve talked about this but I like REALLY like the flash. I had a ton of comics of the flash as well as a lot of flash clothes simply because I just really like the flash for some reason. So I’d say the flash is my favorite

ranboolivesaysstuff

I wish I was the flash it would be so cool

dsmsix

natequarter

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