Living the dream

my name's gabby. i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach, making sarcastic comments, and discussing fictional characters. in my free time, i'm studying to become a vet.

[autisticsimon-archive-blog]

Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I’m awesome. I fucking killed voldemort.

[bob-belcher]

[dailymarvelheroes]

Ant-Man and the Wasp Respond to IGN Comments.

[ferretix]

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[aquiraxuno]

[fuckthekxng]

boop

[shackleforde]

Wanna see what I found while fucking around in Breath of the Wild? Yeah, you do.

[twotontwentyone]

Welp. Didn’t know you could do that

[guilty-fox]

Yeet

[trainingwheelprotocol]

tom holland: marvel’s wildest marketing strategy to date

[james-winston]

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I’m so glad they aren’t around

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Praise natural selection

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

[silvermoon424]

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

[sashayed]

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

[honey-andrevolution]

this is so relevant to my interests 

[siphersaysstuff]

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

[anneriawings]

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

[gallizfrey]

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

[shabbytigers]

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

[king-of-the-edge]

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I want to go to the Sophie Turner school of wearing a short skirt and knee high boots to your tv brother’s wedding cause like… tremendous mood

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

no big but like

I’m obsessed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

thank you TIME journalism is saved

[hydratedbitch]

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

[chessys]

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

[marrymejasonsegel]

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

[marrymejasonsegel]

Like, i know so many girls who are down for something more casual and who actually have really low standards that boil down to “treat me like a person, not a talking fleshlight”. And dudes refuse to even meet those standards!

Like, you know how many times I’ve been talking to a guy and I’ve already decided that when we hang out I’d down to mess around, only for the guy to start talking super graphically or send me a picture of his dick–and then literally all desire I had for him went out the windows.

Like dudes are so obsessed with sex that theyre scaring almost-certain sex partners away because they refuse to act like human beings capable of rational thought.

[marrymejasonsegel]

Bring thing this back to add an example:

I started talking to a guy on tinder.  He was funny, flirty and super nice even though he wasn’t really my type. Most importantly, he was completely respectful. He managed to let me know he thought I was attractive, and that he was interested in me, without ever saying anything gross, asking for pictures or asking for sex. We met up for drinks and talked for hours and I realized I was more attracted to him than I initially thought . Not only did I sleep with him on the first date, but I’ve hooked up with him multiple times after that. The first time, he didn’t make any assumptions. We hung out, started making out and then he asked me if I wanted to stay the night. That was it. He STILL has never asked me for a nude, or sent me some overtly sexual message or picture. 

But SOMEHOOOW I still want to have sex with him.

Conversely, I started talking to another guy on tinder today. On our FIRST conversation, he has mentioned my boobs 3 times, invited me over to “watch a movie” (he added the quotes, not me), suggested a fwb set up and just asked for nudes.

GUESS WHO ISN’T GONNA GET IN MY PANTS.

[boobsandbravado]

I try so hard to tell them.

[henriksaves]

Trash men are out here getting advice from other trash men so they don’t know how to act. 🙄

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

But… But why are they incapable of learning from bad experience after bad experience?

[harmonyltd]

Because they find it easier to blame the women for it.

[forte7]

Shoulda been more of a warning sign when my ex thought a compliment counted as telling me that I had big boobs, really :/

[ask-vinnyscratch]

But not all men are like this, and I’m sure I stand out for saying this in this type of post. But I never see myself as this type of guy. When I was with a women, I would tell them they are beautiful without makeup. I would never try anything sexual unless I made sure it was okay. I believe there are guys that are like that. But I think girls are like that to sometimes where they are kinda just bitches for not wanting to have a relationship and just have sex. But to each their own. I think we should let stupid people be stupid and let not stupid people be not stupid

[marrymejasonsegel]

Nobody cares, pony boy.

[ask-vinnyscratch]

Well alright then.

[cruzin249]

I stand behind vinny on this, not all guys are like that but you didn’t have to be a bitch about what he said.

[marrymejasonsegel]

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Teuta Matoshi Duriqi.

[themoonwillsing-deactivated2020]

someone: u okay?

me: 

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[ancientorigins]

Statue of queen Zenobia in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, Lattakia, Syria