yew shrub rejuvination in progress

mallory// @rnallory_h they/them//29//teacher

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[skunkes]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[definitelyfrankiero]

OH WELL MOTHER 🏳️‍⚧️💥WHAT THE WAR DID 🏳️‍⚧️💥TO MY LEGS 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND TO MY TOUNGE 💥🏳️‍⚧️YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A BABY GIRL💥🏳️‍⚧️ I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 💥🏳️‍⚧️IF YOU COULD CODDLE THE INFECTION 💥🏳️‍⚧️THEY CAN AMPUTATE AT ONCE 🏳️‍⚧️💥YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN 🏳️‍⚧️💥I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND WHEN WE GO DONT BLAME US 🏳️‍⚧️💥WELL LET THE FIRE JUST BATHE 🏳️‍⚧️💥US YOU MADE US OH SO FAMOUS💥🏳️‍⚧️ WELL NEVER LET YOU GO 🏳️‍⚧️💥SHE SAID YOU AINT NO SON OF MINE 🏳️‍⚧️💥FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE🏳️‍⚧️ 💥AND THEYRE GUNNA FIND A PLACE FOR YOU 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND JUST YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS 💥🏳️‍⚧️WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️AND WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️DONT RETURN TO ME MY LOVE 💥🏳️‍⚧️

[prince-johnny]

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane whatever you do DO NOT

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[achillesinhighheels]

Come with me we’re going laughing

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[xxemo-hubrisxx]

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

[taavicleric]

why your serger is acting up:

-it can sense hubris

[dreamstars]

"Makrokosmos", by George Crumb, is a collection of piano pieces divided into four volumes that combine symbolism and zodiac signs, and draw inspiration from the works of Béla Bartók and Claude Debussy.