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About me~
She/her pronouns
25+
Dteam main
I primarily write DNF and Karlnap, but I do have a few multiship thread fics on my 18+ NSFW twitter :)
My boundaries: do not interact with my NSFW content if you’re a minor, do not supply my NSFW content to minors, and do not repost my work whatsoever (only exception is to translate it, but please contact me first to get permission)
My socials~
Ao3: simplysmitten
Main twitter: simplysmitten_
Alt twitter: simplysosmitten
NSFW twitter: simplysmutten (must be 18+ with your age in your bio)
Wattpad: simplysmitten
My fics~
Thread fics - Separated by ship (dnf, karlnap, snf, dnn, dnkn), NSFW threads have a warning in red and are posted to my 18+ twitter (simplysmutten), SFW threads that were turned into chapters of “Between Friends” have the Ao3 and Wattpad links, and NSFW threads that were turned into works for my “Beyond Friends” series have the Ao3 link.
Karlnap fics~
Because You Are Love (rated T, 140k, 61/61 chapters)
Summary: Sapnap grew up in Texas, a state where being gay just wasn't something you were allowed to talk about- so he didn't. He never came out to his family and even when he made new friends who loved him unconditionally, he still couldn't bring himself to come out. Staying in the closet never felt like a problem once he moved to Florida with Dream, well, until a video collaboration introduced him to a boy that made him question if he could keep hiding. Now, Sapnap has to return to Texas for the first time since his move to Florida for his step-sister's birthday. What's waiting for him when he arrives is going to make keeping his sexuality a secret from his family that much harder.
(i’m worried) it will always be you (rated E, 120k, 20/20 chapters)
Summary: College AU. Sapnap, a notoriously sullen computer science major, is attending North Carolina State University, along with his roommate and long-time internet friend, Dream. While Dream has been pining over the pretty British boy in a couple of his classes, Sapnap finds himself having a much harder time avoiding a certain gray-eyed ray of sunshine.
*Story is not told chronologically. Chapters will vary from Freshman year (2015-2016 school year) to Senior year (2018-2019 school year). Chapters will be dated at the top to avoid confusion. Also, for reference, 'present day' is spring semester of senior year.*
Your Telephone Calls are my Favorite Place (rated T, 100k, 62/62 chapters)
Summary: Karl is finding it more and more difficult to hide his feelings for his best friend, Sapnap. He's willing to risk it all for his chance at love, but does he really understanding just how much he's risking?
DNF fics~
Please Let Me Go (rated M, 75k, 14/14 chapters)
Summary: Dream finds himself in an introverts worst nightmare when Sapnap convinces him to host seven of their close friends for Sapnap's 21st birthday. The only thing holding Dream together was knowing he could finally meet his best friend, George, in person. However, the person who stepped off the plane felt like a complete stranger to Dream- an unrecognizable personality inhabiting the body of the person he thought he knew better than anyone in this world. Years of online friendship had built up this moment for him, only to come crashing down when George wasn't the man he thought he was.
Between Friends (rated T, 110k and counting, oneshot collection)
Summary: A collection of fluffy DNF oneshots. Each chapter is its own completed story (aside from ‘Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas’ and ‘Homesick-London-Cafe’). Most oneshots are canon adjacent, and so far two are AUs. Primarily takes place around the time of the meet-up.
All paths lead to you (rated T, 30k, oneshot)
Summary: When George is stressed, he has nightmares, and when George has nightmares, he sleepwalks. In a subconscious search for relief, George sleepwalks to the safest place he can find- Dream's room. Dream finds out more than he bargained for when trying to decode George's nonsensical sleep-talking, but he struggles to make conscious-George as comforted by his presence as unconscious-George.
‘Idiot’ means ‘I love you’ in Floridian (rated T, 20k, oneshot)
Summary: Model-George x bodyguard-Dream AU. George has been working as a model for a few years now. His father, a higher up in the English government, insists that George has a bodyguard with him at all times. As an act of defiance, George makes a point to sneak away from his bodyguards to prove to his father they're useless and he doesn't need one. Desperate to find a bodyguard that can actually keep track of his son, George's father hires a bodyguard from a different background- a masked man named Dream. For once, George isn't so eager to get this bodyguard fired.
The Colors We Don’t See (rated T, 7k, oneshot)
Summary: Soulmate AU. Soulmates are predetermined, but that never held Dream back from loving George. When George is finally able to move to Florida, the first thing Dream notices is the way his laugh bounces more clearly than ever before. The second thing he notices is the bright yellow aura surrounding him, like George had stolen the sun out of the sky and placed it in his heart instead. George is his soulmate, that much is clear, but trouble arises when George can't see Dream's aura in return.
Live, Laugh, (Blood)Lust (rated T, 6k, oneshot)
Summary: Vampire-George x wizard-Dream AU. George doesn’t believe bloodlust is real, so Dream offers to put a love spell on him to prove him wrong… but he’s not the best wizardry student.
The Remedy to Everything (rated E, 196k, 50/50 chapters)
Summary: After nearly a year of waiting for his visa, George is finally allowed to go home. Home, meaning a house in Florida that was already inhabited by his two best friends, Dream and Sapnap. Being an omega, George feared what trouble moving in with two alphas could potentially create. He never expected that trouble would come in the form of soft curls and green eyes, sparking something irreversible inside himself.
First Love / Late Fall (rated E, 13k, 3/3 chapters)
Summary: George has been going down a dark path for a while, carelessly using people in order to satisfy selfish needs. He hides who he is from his friends who only know him via the internet. This double life becomes a lot more challenging when someone shows up on his doorstep in the middle of the night. Could this be the event that triggers George to change?
It Takes Two to Edge (rated E, 7k, oneshot, part 1 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Dream and George are in a fwb (... plus feelings) type of situation. After their edging session gets interrupted, George rewards Dream with the promise of fulfilling his breeding kink for the first time.
my honey, my moon (rated E, 20k, oneshot, part 2 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Dream and George go on fake honeymoons, indulging each other in everything they miss about relationships. Then things change when Dream actually gets a girlfriend.
bet your ass i’m right (rated E, 12k, oneshot, part 3 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Dream and George like to make bets, even over the dumbest of things. The stakes get higher when they start to wager sexual favors.
More Convenient (An Arrangement of Sorts) (rated E, 8k, oneshot, part 4 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Dream can't get off without having a partner to please, but luckily for him, George just moved to America. (also they are idiots in love they are so dumb and so in love but not in an angsty way just a "they're so stupid" way)
GeorgeNotFound OnlyFans (rated E, 37k, 5/5 chapters, part 5 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Fresh out of university and struggling to land a job in his field, George finds himself desperate for a way to make ends meet. While his friends have big dreams of blowing up on YouTube, George decides to make an OnlyFans profile. Shockingly, George goes viral on both platforms, making his money troubles a thing of the past, but maintaining his anonymity a constant worry. How funny is it that he manages to make a friend named Clay on both platforms?
Warm, like Starlight (rated E, 53k, 2/2 chapters, part 6 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: Humans are banned from touching other species in the galaxy, but George, a cat-hybrid, takes a leap of faith and lets the human aboard his ship, Dream, pet him. It awakens a side of George he’s desperate to satisfy, and Dream is more than willing to meet all of George’s needs.
Extra-Circadian Activities (rated E, 12.4k, 3/3 chapters, part 7 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: George had never grown out of the 'wet dreams' phase in life. He'd learned how to navigate it- never sharing a bed, no sleepovers, not falling asleep around other people for more than a quick nap, etc.- but then Dream had to go and derail his plans. Between the flirting, the touching, the kissing- it made George want to do something stupid... Stupid, as in tell Dream all his fantasies about being touched in his sleep. After George's innocent nap in the living room went on for a little too long, Dream got more than he bargained for when he let George use him as a pillow.
(A dnf love story of truly finding the match to your freak)
Use me or Lose me (Beg for it) (rated E, 16.4k, 1/1 chapters, part 8 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: After Dream's most recent fling fizzles out, he's left pent up and searching for relief. George finds himself in the unforeseen position of being the center of Dream's desire- a desire that he's so desperate to fulfill, he's willing to beg for it. Pathetic eyes and frantic pleas for George to be his sex toy for one night open a can of worms in George's mind. But it'll just be this once... right?
high risk, high reward (rated E, 20.2k, 1/1 chapters, part 9 of Beyond Friends)
Summary: George can't come. Okay, he can, but it takes him a ridiculous amount of time to reach his climax. Dream pokes fun at George about it until he goes a little too far, which leaves him scrambling to make it up to him. What starts as spit-balling ideas to solve the issue unintentionally turns into Dream claiming that if he gave George head, he'd come within a designated timeframe. His off-handed comment grows into a full-fledged bet.
Three tries, a thirty-minute time limit, and instructions to pull out all the stops.
The Dream Method™ (rated E, 27.2k, 1/1 chapters, part 10 of Beyond friends)
Summary: The last thing George would have considered himself was a voyeur…
Yet, he had found himself in quite the compromising position.
George had always known that Dream was a person who took creative liberties when it came to his art. What George didn't know was that Dream could transform something as simple as jerking off into a talent.
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OR
The trials and tribulations of George's self-discovery to being a bottom.
Earth Angel (rated E, 36.5k, 1/1 chapters, part 11 of Beyond Friends, 1950s omegaverse AU)
Summary: George wasn't his, even if Dream loathed that fact.
George wasn't his, even if George's pheromones threw Dream into a rut the night they met.
George wasn't his, even if George had no hesitation about moving in with him- with an alpha he barely knew.
George wasn't his, even if they acted like mates in nearly every meaning of the word, to the point of being mistaken as them just walking into a room together.
George wasn't his, so Dream had no excuse for why his blood boiled at the sight of another alpha ogling at (not) his George, (not) his omega, (not) his mate.
So much to gain (but much more to lose) (rated T, 37.6k, 10/10 chapters, secret identity AU)
Summary: "Men in suits look very successful, until you realize they work for the man in a T-shirt and jeans."
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Dream, a self-made millionaire, owns a luxury resort off the Florida Keys. After returning from his business in Orlando, DreamTech, he sees the manager hired a new bartender, George, in his absence. Through a tangled web of half-truths and white lies, Dream finds himself falling for the bartender who has no idea he owns the resort. Now, all he has to do is find a way to come clean before George finds out the truth from someone else.
All the right moves (all the wrong places) (rated E, 37.2k, 1/1 chapters, part 12 of Beyond Friends, witness protection AU)
Summary: After death threats evolve into actual attempts on his life, Dream is placed in witness protection. His strained relationship with George, the CIA agent assigned to his case, takes an interesting--and extremely embarrassing--turn when a break in leaves them locked in a safe room together for hours on end. Once Dream is transferred to a new location with even stricter guidelines to keep him safe, he's shocked to learn those new rules include him and George being within each other's sight literally 24/7.
And They Were Roommates (rated E, 51.8k WIP, 5/? chapters, part 13 of Beyond Friends, omegaverse)
Summary: While traveling through America alone for the first time, George ends up stranded in Florida when his housing plan falls through. After scouring the internet for a short-term room to rent, he lands on quite possibly the weirdest post he's ever seen--alpha seeking beta for non-sexual hook up. Given his tight budget and the shortest available rentals being month-to-month, George makes the questionable decision to respond to the ad. All he could do was hope the alpha wasn't a creep... or mind the fact he's an omega.
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