L'Pain (not the french kind)

[simplyallowmetoperish]

As someone who does not post a lot on social media, i decided that tumblr.com was the place in wich this interaction should reside.

I met some new people, in one conversation the chemical cyanide got mentioned. (I will not elaborate on that :D )

Me: ah yes cyanide, my favourite meal

Other person: Girl Dinner!!

Me: *guess i found my platonic soulmate*

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God is dead and now no one can be saved from hearing the horrors

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People are hearing really bad music at the pool :(

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God is dead and now no one can be saved from hearing the horrors

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I really love people who call their pets the name of a different animal like

"ah yes this is my cat, he's called squid"

[simplyallowmetoperish]

Father dearest died, entering my daddy issues era

[sladewatkins]

My dad brought the front door camera in to charge and plugged it in. So naturally we forgot about it, and the security system warned us someone was at the front door.

It was the television. The television was at the front door.

[simplyallowmetoperish]

Gotta love when the brain doesn't brain