An Overwhelmed Fishy in the Sea

I'm Becky! I'm 28, bi af, boston area. This tumblr is a dump of the humorous and serious as I see fit.

[largishcat]

finally a fully inclusive list

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[scp-4999]

[toastbutteregg]

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[lovely-v]

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins

[oppulenceee]

[deadeyesopened]

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

[sleepeys]

the horrible thought that i don’t think i will ever be able to hear the phrase “among us” normally anymore is starting to worry me. i will be dead in a casket fifty years from now and the person giving the eulogy could say something like “i know that, even though they’re gone, in some ways they’re still among us” and literally resurrect me right then and there

[bettedavisgf]

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

[soul-hammered]

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

[goodnightguys]

shrimb.

[joannus]

are people really asking for this content

[milf-source]

(source)

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[introsquirrel]

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

[scoobydoomistakes]

*early in the episode*

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

[scoobydoomistakes]

Y’all. Look.

You gotta stop reblogging A Pup Named Scooby-Doo posts. You’re gonna make me want to go back.

And we know all too well the madness that lies down that path.

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[jemaine]

this man won an oscar for screenwriting and it shows

[rastraea]

I imagine this is how Joss Whedon sounds when he writes