Life under the sun

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart."

[the-pipis-room]

[everythingstarstuff]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[devilgoat]

When Pikachu Reynolds does THAT Face

[cupcakelogic]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[monsieurenjlolras]

My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:

Zfvslpz

C l .gjmk.

J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_

[monsieurenjlolras]

the face of a content creator

[jollityfarm]

Powerful influencer on social media

[thatsbelievable]

[outofcontextanimash]

You fools

[catasters]

[sweetsicks]

[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)

[sweetsicks]

[Opens my palm]

[sweetsicks]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[snootyfoxfashion]

Pinup Disney Prints by SvetaShubinaGallery

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[pi-la]

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[margaret-carters]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[legally-brunette-mama]

Not all heroes wear capes.