I would love to be stabbed by Jim

28-year-old Lesbian. She/they pronouns. I post whatever makes me laugh or whatever strikes my fancy

[mysharona1987]

[somefunnytweets]

[seven-winged-liar]

it's cause you're always experiencing that damn emotion

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[3000s]

emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[viralfrog]

[2peachy]

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[simplyoverstated]

All biohackers have anxiety disorders change my mind

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[simplyoverstated]

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[orange-blob-of-pixles]

We need a dr who season right after regeneration where we don’t know who the doctor is.

It starts in a small town where everyone has secrets but one of them is the doctor laying low for a bit (because of aliens trying to arrest them or something) and we slowly get more clue to who they are until the end of the season when there is a cyberman invasion( or a new species entirely ) and the doctor has to reveal themself