I'm sarcastic

Hello, my name is Carley and sarcasm is what I do best.

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[carpenuit]

Guelaguetza hairstyles by Netzahualxochitl Huerta featured in Vogue México shot by Luvia Lazo

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Rosalia (shewolf) and Solayne by Ami Thompson on Instagram

[blue-honey]

Excuse my absence, I was being kicked around like the football by life herself

[chvldecty]

[pettycentral]

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[thegenderal]

[thedankmemes]

[themakeupbrush]

Alethea

[beif0ngs]

Toph getting caught midair by the boys 😏

[dogpuppy]

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

[dogpuppy]

[myrunwayarchive]

Elie Saab Spring 2026 Couture

[probuccalfat]

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

[beif0ngs]

Water, Earth, Fire, Air.

[charnel-grounds]

Mariusz Lewandowski (1960–2022), “Above the Abyss”

oil on canvas, 2016 — source

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]