Darkside of The Simpsons

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Up next on Dark Side of the Simpsons: The Shelbyville Fuckjob

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You know I had to get in on this shit.

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This one ain't mine, but I couldn't help reposting it. Damn that's funny. Going to hell in a handbasket laughing all the way funny.

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"Happy Juneteenth you jive ass, mayonnaise sandwich eating, curdled titty milk sucking muthafuckas!"

-Dolemite

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It's so cold out, the guy with lactating man boobs is handing out free ice cream.

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All I have to keep me warm is a thermos of bathtub gin, and the hollowed out carcass of Louie Anderson that I'm curled up in.

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Providing Christmas cheer to everyone at no cost. Other than your soul, that is. You're welcome.

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Stay tuned for my new side project Darkside of the Empty Nest....just kidding. Unlike The Simpsons, Empty Nest was never funny.

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What kind of horse crack purple monkey cum jello are you giving to the college kids?

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Hold up, dawg. You're telling me people are leaving Twitter and coming to Tumblr? Alright! Thanks, Elon. You dumb fuck weasel assclown.

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Ladies and gentlemen. Horses and monkeys. Marcos and polos. Michael Jackson impersonators and George Wendt masturbators. Send me you loots.

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"There is no God for I have slain him and eaten his roasted flesh with potatoes."

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Classified not fit for human consumption but still okay to use as a suppository.

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Northwest side is always the best side.