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You know I had to get in on this shit.
This one ain't mine, but I couldn't help reposting it. Damn that's funny. Going to hell in a handbasket laughing all the way funny.
"Happy Juneteenth you jive ass, mayonnaise sandwich eating, curdled titty milk sucking muthafuckas!"
-Dolemite
It's so cold out, the guy with lactating man boobs is handing out free ice cream.
All I have to keep me warm is a thermos of bathtub gin, and the hollowed out carcass of Louie Anderson that I'm curled up in.
Providing Christmas cheer to everyone at no cost. Other than your soul, that is. You're welcome.
Stay tuned for my new side project Darkside of the Empty Nest....just kidding. Unlike The Simpsons, Empty Nest was never funny.
What kind of horse crack purple monkey cum jello are you giving to the college kids?
Hold up, dawg. You're telling me people are leaving Twitter and coming to Tumblr? Alright! Thanks, Elon. You dumb fuck weasel assclown.
Ladies and gentlemen. Horses and monkeys. Marcos and polos. Michael Jackson impersonators and George Wendt masturbators. Send me you loots.
"There is no God for I have slain him and eaten his roasted flesh with potatoes."
Classified not fit for human consumption but still okay to use as a suppository.
Northwest side is always the best side.