Glow, Glow, Melt & Flow

I eat men like air.

[changchens-deactivated20170829]

[lionfloss]

Puffins on a cliff, Fratercula arctica, Shetland Islands, Scotland

[weltenwellen]

Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay”, Glass, Irony, and God

[rosegardenofeden]

Removing my garlic bread from the oven with tongs like a blacksmith forging a legendary sword

[eight-1]

"i'll tell you later" tell me now or ima throw up

[peteneems]

[obiwan]

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman #2: 

[valtsv]

me, starting a fight i can't win: lol

me, losing: oh what the fuck

[valtsv]

this post was about having to do laundry but this is so much funnier actually

[shutyourmoustache]

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[gif87a-com]

[boopsandswoops]

Munch

[wilwheaton]

num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh

[alfred-e-neuman]

“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.

[firefox-official]

thoughts on Kpop?

none i lead a peaceful life

[mayessta]

[thickness-protection-program]

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[salacious-sci-fi]

[jacobgalapagos]

i dont know what an NFT is and im too afraid to ask

[queersamus]

imagine if you went up to the mona lisa and you were like "i'd like to own this" and someone nearby went "give me 65 million dollars and i'll burn down an unspecified amount of the amazon rainforest in order to give you this receipt of purchase" so you paid them and they went "here's your receipt, thank you for your purchase" and went to an unmarked supply closet in the back of the museum and posted a handmade label inside it behind the brooms that said "mona lisa currently owned by jacobgalapagos" so if anyone wants to know who owns it they'd have to find this specific closet in this specific hallway and look behind the correct brooms. and you went "can i take the mona lisa home now?" and they went "oh god no are you stupid? you only bought the receipt that says you own it, you didn't actually buy the mona lisa itself, you can't take the real mona lisa you idiot. you CAN take this though." and gave you the replica print in a cardboard tube that's sold in the gift shop. also the person selling you the receipt of purchase has at no point in time ever owned the mona lisa.

unfortunately, if this doesn't really make sense or seem like any logical person would be happy about this exchange, then you've understood it perfectly

[jiubilant]

concept: new tumblr glitch that takes you back to the bottom of your dash. the beginning of it all