according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to lift its fat little body off the ground. the bee however flies anyway, because it doesn't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow black yellow black yellow black. black and yellow lets shake it up a bit.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- Can you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.
Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!
Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,three days high school.
Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.
I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of...
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your careerat Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole life
to get to the point where youcan work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive.
is automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctivegolden glow you know as...
- That girl was hot.- She's my cousin!
- She is?- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspectof bee existence.
These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman.
- What does that do?- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. But bees know
that every small job,if it's done well, means a lot.
because you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that.
You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day off
So you'll just work us to death?
"What's the difference?"How can you say that?
One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only haveto make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that?
Why would you question anything?We're bees.
We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you knowwhat I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's likeoutside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks!
You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.- I don't know.
Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. You have to be bred for that.
Look. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?Aren't they our cousins too?
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades?
We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all dependson what 0900 means.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one.
Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,the more I think about it,
maybe the honey fieldjust isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,making balloon animals?
That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
- We're starting work today!- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobswill be gone.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side.
- What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
- You want to go first?- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, whatdo you think I should... Barry?
All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine...
What happened to you?Where are you?
- I'm going out.- Out? Out where?
I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
- Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.- And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
You ready for this, hot shot?
- Antennae, check.- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
This is Blue Leader.We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
- Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pinch on that one.See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, moreflowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
Wait. One of these flowersseems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reportinga moving flower?
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.Not like a flower, but I like it.
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
Oandy-brain, get off there!
- Guys!- This could be bad.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Ooming in at you like a missile!
I don't think these are flowers.
- Should we tell him?- I think he knows.
You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it!
There's a bee in the car!
- Do something!- I'm driving!
- Hi, bee.- He's back here!
Nobody move. If you don't move,he won't sting you. Freeze!
Wow... the tension levelout here is unbelievable.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you closethe window please?
Ken, could you closethe window please?
Oheck out my new resume.I made it into a fold-out brochure.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
Maybe this time. This time. This time.This time! This time! This...
It's fantastic. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that...
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming.
I could feel it getting hotter.At first I thought it was just me.
Stand back. These are winter boots.
You know I'm allergic to them!This thing could kill me!
Why does his life haveless value than yours?
Why does his life have any less valuethan mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling.
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone outis also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- You could put carob chips on there.- Bye.
- Supposed to be less calories.- Bye.
She saved my life.I gotta say something.
I could really get in trouble.
It's a bee law.You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
How should I start it?"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
- You're talking.- Yes, I know.
No, it's OK. It's fine.I know I'm dreaming.
But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposedto be doing this,
but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you...
I had to thank you.It's just how I was raised.
- I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee.And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.I'll leave now.
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?- What?
Same way you did, I guess."Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- That's very funny.- Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
...get you something?- Like what?
I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Ooffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- It's just coffee.- I hate to impose.
- Don't be ridiculous!- Actually, I would love a cup.
- I shouldn't.- Have some.
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- Where?- These stripes don't help.
I don't know if you knowanything about fashion.
He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison.
He runs up the steps into the church.The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
That's the kind of stuff we do.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer ora doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
- Really?- My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan.
There's my hive right there. See it?
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area.I lost a toe ring there once.
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe I'll try that.
- You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.Thanks for the coffee.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,I'd be up the rest of my life.
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around.
And thank youso much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- Sounds amazing.- It was amazing!
It was the scariest,happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believeyou were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.They drive crazy.
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?- Some of them. But some of them don't.
- How'd you get back?- Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You sawwhatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now youcan pick out yourjob and be normal.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!- No, no, no, not a wasp.
- Spider?- I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing,with the eight legs and all.
I can't get by that face.
No, no. That's a bee law.You wouldn't break a bee law.
- Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
You're flying outside the hive, talkingto humans that attack our homes
with power washers and M-80s!One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life!And she understands me.
This is not over! What was that?
- They call it a crumb.- It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.That's what falls off what they eat!
- You know what a Oinnabon is?- No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.They heat it up...
...really hot!- Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can denythe heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning.Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee,my friend. Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days!Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisionsto think about.
What life? You have no life!You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill youto make a little honey?
Barry, come out.Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
- We're still here.- I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
- Then why yell at me?- Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
- Where are you going?- I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge paradeof flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses,that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surroundedby flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the rosescompete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't yourun everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?That's insane!
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.It's a horrible, horrible disease.
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting.It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.You kick a wall, take a walk,
write an angry letter and throw it out.Work through it like any emotion:
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
- What is wrong with you?!- It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages.Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got thatdown to a science.
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.- I'll bet.
What in the nameof Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Is he that actor?- I never heard of him.
- Why is this here?- For people. We eat it.
You don't haveenough food of your own?
- Well, yes.- How do you get it?
- Bees make it.- I know who makes it!
And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring.You need a whole Krelman thing!
- It's organic.- It's our-ganic!
Bees don't know about this!This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?!I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottomof all of this!
- You almost done?- Almost.
Well, I guess I'll go home now
and just leave this nice honey out,with no one around.
I knew I heard something.So you can talk!
I can talk.And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff?Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.I thought we were friends.
The last thing we wantto do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossedthe wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunchfor my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from?
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knewwhat hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Do I look dead? They will wipe anythingthat moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms.I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
- And you?- He really is dead.
- What is that?!- Oh, no!
- A wiper! Triple blade!- Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything haveto be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,I'm Oarl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
- Bee!- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear something?- Like what?
Just a row of honey jars,as far as the eye could see.
I assume wherever this truck goesis where they're getting it.
I mean, that honey's ours.
- Bees hang tight.- We're all jammed in.
Not us, man. We on our own.Every mosquito on his own.
- What if you get in trouble?- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
Nobody likes us. They just smack.See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world.You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,get with a moth, dragonfly.
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leavethe building! So long, bee!
- Hey, guys!- Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,and it's pretty much pure profit.
A bee's got a brainthe size of a pinhead.
- Oheck out the new smoker.- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
A couple breaths of thisknocks them right out.
They make the honey,and we make the money.
"They make the honey,and we make the money"?
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you'rein a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here.We had no choice.
This is your queen?That's a man in women's clothes!
There's hundreds of them!
Our honey is being brazenly stolenon a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bearshave done! I intend to do something.
Who told you humans are takingour honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory.These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
- What?- Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend.And they make out!
- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on?
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you wantto do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives.Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember youcoming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring.You couldn't stop.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put itin lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can stingthe humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hive's onlyfull-hour action news source.
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
intends to sue the human racefor stealing our honey,
packaging it and profitingfrom it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
we'll have three former queens here inour studio, discussing their new book,
Olassy Ladies,out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kidfrom the hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraidto change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinkingof stickball or candy stores.
The bee communityis supporting you in this case,
which will be the trialof the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry Kingin the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a showand suspenders and colored dots...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from theguest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week!They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attackat the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.Actual work going on here.
- Is that that same bee?- Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sizeten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Listen, you better go'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing.You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam herehas been a huge help.
- Frosting...- How many sugars?
Just one. I try notto use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities.
And it takes my mind off the shop.
Instead of flowers, peopleare giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!- Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worsethan a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make upfor it a little bit.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.- I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done withthe humans, they won't be able
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scenehere in downtown Manhattan,
where the world anxiously waits,because for the first time in history,
we will hear for ourselvesif a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humansdon't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinationalfood companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to staybehind the barricade.
- What's the matter?- I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
All rise! The HonorableJudge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475,
Superior Oourt of New York,Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
Mr. Montgomery, you're representingthe five food companies collectively?
Mr. Benson... you're representingall the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery,your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
my grandmother was a simple woman.
Born on a farm, she believedit was man's divine right
to benefit from the bountyof nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy worldMr. Benson imagines,
just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiatewith the silkworm
for the elastic in my britches!
How do we know this isn't some sort of
holographic motion-picture-captureHollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!Oloning! For all we know,
Ladies and gentlemen,there's no trickery here.
I'm just an ordinary bee.Honey's pretty important to me.
It's important to all bees.We invented it!
We make it. And we protect itwith our lives.
Unfortunately, there aresome people in this room
who think they can take it from us
'cause we're the little guys!I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
you'll see how, by taking our honey,you not only take everything we have
I wish he'd dress like thatall the time. So nice!
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhaydenof Honey Farms, big company you have.
I see you also ownHoneyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepersfor our farms.
Beekeeper. I find thatto be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employany bee-free-ers, do you?
- No.- I couldn't hear you.
Because you don't free bees.You keep bees. Not only that,
it seems you thought a bear would bean appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
How'd you like his head crashingthrough your living room?!
Biting into your couch!Spitting out your throw pillows!
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.Your name intrigues me.
- Where have I heard it before?- I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never beena police officer, have you?
No, you haven't. And so herewe have yet another example
of bee culture casuallystolen by a human
for nothing more thana prance-about stage name.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Because I'm feelinga little stung, Sting.
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,belated congratulations on
your Emmy win for a guest spoton ER in 2005.
I see from your resumethat you're devilishly handsome
with a churning inner turmoilthat's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is thiswhat it's come to for you?
Exploiting tiny, helpless beesso you don't
have to rehearseyour part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson!I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step onthis creep, and we can all go home?!
- Order in this court!- You're all thinking it!
- Say it!- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully niceof that bear to pitch in like that.
I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late.I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
There's a little left.I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
I'm not much for the game myself.The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit.Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
and he agreed with me that eating withchopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to findthe rightjob. We have that in common.
Bees have 100 percent employment,but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just whatI was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razorfor his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
You know, I've just about had it
with your little mind games.
- What's that?- Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
Remember what Van said, why isyour life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!This is pathetic!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- You're bluffing.- Am I?
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey!I don't eat it!
And he happens to bethe nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?!Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things buggingme in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster!
And for your information,
I prefer sugar-free, artificialsweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's gotan aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me.
I couldn't overcome it.Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomeryis about out of ideas.
We would like to callMr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he'sconsidered one of the best lawyers...
Layton, you'vegotta weave some magic
with this jury,or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury around
is to remind themof what they don't like about bees.
- You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask youwhat I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship
How good? Do you live together?
I've seen a bee documentary or two.From what I understand,
doesn't your queen give birthto all the bee children?
- Yeah, but...- So those aren't your real parents!
- Oh, Barry...- Yes, they are!
You're an illegitimate bee,aren't you, Benson?
Don't y'all date your cousins?
- Objection!- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
The venom! The venomis coursing through my veins!
I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction!
You see? You can't treat themlike equals! They're striped savages!
Stinging's the only thingthey know! It's their way!
- Adam, stay with me.- I can't feel my legs.
What angel of mercywill come forward to suck the poison
from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order!
The case of the honeybeesversus the human race
took a pointed turn against the bees
yesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T. Montgomery.
- Is there much pain?- Yeah.
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters isyou're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
Look, there'sa little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all...
All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry.I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We'rejust a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to usif they win?
I hear they put the roaches in motels.That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in,but they don't check out!
Oould you get a nurseto close that window?
Bees don't smoke!But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall.Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
and as a result,we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor,haven't these ridiculous bugs
taken up enoughof this court's valuable time?
How much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compellingevidence to support their charges
against my clients,who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to considerMr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?Where is the evidence?
Hold it, Your Honor!You want a smoking gun?
Here is your smoking gun.
What, this?This harmless little contraption?
This couldn't hurt a fly,let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened
to bees who have never been asked,"Smoking or non?"
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addictedto smoke machines
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man?
- What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please,free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honeywill finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't haveto work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature, Benson.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,and I have no pants.
- What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean?
We've been living the bee waya long time, 27 million years.
Oongratulations on your victory.What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honeythat was ours to begin with,
We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything more
than a filthy, smelly,bad-breath stink machine.
We're all awareof what they do in the woods.
He'll have nauseousfor a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer toleratebee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health products
and la-dee-da humantea-time snack garnishments.
Hold it right there! Good.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,and there's gallons more coming!
- I think we need to shut down!- Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
We're shutting honey production!
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believehow much honey was out there.
What's going on? Where is everybody?
- Are they out celebrating?- They're home.
They don't know what to do.Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humansliked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world!I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was mynew job. I wanted to do it really well.
I don't understandwhy they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.Honey really changes people.
You don't have any ideawhat's going on, do you?
- What did you want to show me?- This.
That is not the half of it.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
I didn't think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things.
It's notjust flowers.Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affectsthe entire animal kingdom.
So if there's no more pollination,
it could all just go south here,couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
- I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice.
Listen, Barry...sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses paradein Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying.
It's the last chanceI'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.I never meant it to turn out like this.
Tournament of Roses.Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
- Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are.
I know.That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.Oould you ask him to slow down?
OK, I made a huge mistake.This is a total disaster, all my fault.
I've ruined the planet.I wanted to help you
with the flower shop.I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it'sgreater than my previous ideas combined.
All right, they have the roses,the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plantand flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've gotback here with what we've got.
- Repollination!- Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,Pasadena, Oalifornia.
They've got nothingbut flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside,we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess,and you could be the pea!
- Where should I sit?- What are you?
- I believe I'm the pea.- The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.- I'm getting the marshal.
You do that!This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we dois blend in with traffic...
...without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport,there's no stopping us.
- You and your insect pack your float?- Yes.
Has it beenin your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
- Remove your stinger.- It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll havejust enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? Wehave just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
Attention, passengers,this is Oaptain Scott.
We have a bit of bad weatherin New York.
It looks like we'll experiencea couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowerswith no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up thereand talk to them.
Oan I get helpwith the Sky Mall magazine?
I'd like to order the talkinginflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
- What'd you say, Hal?- Nothing.
Don't freak out! My entire species...
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!- Who's an attorney?
Good afternoon, passengers.This is your captain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24Bplease report to the cockpit?
There was a DustBuster,a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat,they're both unconscious!
- Is that another bee joke?- No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome.I'm a florist from New York.
He's unconscious,and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboardhave flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
- Who's that?- Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing morethan a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?- Yes.
Wait, Barry!We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have somelate-breaking news from JFK Airport,
where a suspenseful sceneis developing.
Barry Benson,fresh from his legal victory...
...is attempting to land a plane,loaded with people, flowers
and an incapacitated flight crew.
We have a storm in the areaand two individuals at the controls
with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute.There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Bensonand his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a beeshouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small...
Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wingsand body mass make no sense."
- Get this on the air!- Got it.
- Stand by.- We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Making honey takes a lot of beesdoing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,it makes a big difference.
More than we realized.To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get beesback to working together.
That's the bee way!We're not made of Jell-O.
- Black and yellow!- Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
This isn't so hard.Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Wait, I think we wereon autopilot the whole time.
- That may have been helping me.- And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's getbehind this fellow! Move it out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,you copy me with the wings of the plane!
I'm not yelling!We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentratewith that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
Vanessa, pull yourself together.You have to snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!
- Hold it!- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
Benson, got any flowersfor a happy occasion in there?
They do get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow.- Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin canon the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.I think I'm feeling something.
- What?- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.- OK.
Out the engines. We're going inon bee power. Ready, boys?
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
- Not that flower! The other one!- Which one?
- That flower.- I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
- This is insane, Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeflying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Barry, we did it!You taught me how to fly!
- Yes. No high-five!- Right.
Barry, it worked!Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of courseI saw the flower! That was genius!
- Thank you.- But we're not done yet.
This runway is coveredwith the last pollen
from the last flowersavailable anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our last chance.
We're the only ones who make honey,pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species,this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, orjustMuseum of Natural History keychains?
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfectfit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
If anybody needsto make a call, now's the time.
I got a feeling we'll beworking late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a greatafternoon! Oan I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feellike a piece of meat!
Barry, I'm sorry.Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?My mosquito associate will help you.
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.All I needed was a briefcase.
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie.Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry.Oan I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks!It's time to fly.
That bee is living my life!
- When will this nightmare end?!- Let it all go.
- Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is.
Between you and me,I was dying to get out of that office.
You have gotto start thinking bee, my friend.
Hold it. Let's just stopfor a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.Oan we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decisionduring a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody.Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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