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skyakafreckles

He surely doesn’t

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Fort worth, Texas 2017

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Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

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I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

therighteousdude

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Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

fatimamononoke

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

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(Source)

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shegs

Her tail went from ? to !

dykesphoria

now she Knows

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In the left she has a side quest

In the right she has a story quest

amascomet

i honestly dont even know what to caption this one

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… I’m happy to see the Don’t Hug me in Scared crew are now scaring kids on official networks.

civilwhore

foodffs

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Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

nyehcat

his paycheck

byebyebriar

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth:

Fire:

Air:

viperbranium

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

buttsputnik

They’re gonna meet in the middle

dumptaker

penroseparticle

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

meduseld

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

burntcopper

A fave of mine was always the american tales where people freaked out because ‘someone died in this house’ and all the europeans would go ‘…Yes? That would be pretty much every house over 40 years old.’

‘…My school is older than your entire town.’

‘Sorry, you think *how far* is okay to travel for a shopping trip?’

*American looks up at the beams in a country pub* ‘Uh, this place has woodworm, isn’t that a bit unsafe?’ ‘Eh, the woodworm’s 400 years old, it’s holding those beams together.’

bedlamsbard

A few years ago when I was in college I did a summer program at Cambridge aimed specifically at Americans and Canadians, and my year it was all Americans and one Australian. We ended the program with a week in Wessex, and on the last day as we all piled onto the bus in Salisbury (or Bath? I can’t remember), the professors went to the front to warn us that we wouldn’t be making any stops unless absolutely necessary. We’re headed to Heathrow to drop off anyone flying off the same day, then back to Cambridge.

“All right, it’s going to be a long bus ride, so make sure you’re prepared for that.”

We all brace ourselves. A long bus ride? How long? We’re Americans; a long bus ride for us is a minimum of six hours with the double digits perfectly plausible. We can handle a twelve hour bus ride as long as we get a bathroom break.

The answer. “Two hours.”

Oh.

derinthescarletpescatarian

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

marzipanandminutiae

a tour guide in France told my school group that a particular cathedral wouldn’t interest us much because “it’s not very old; only from the early 1600s”

to which we had to respond that it was still older than the oldest surviving European-style buildings in our country

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China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.