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Sirius: This stick is sticky.

Remus: :|

Sirius: Like, it feels...sticky...

Remus: :S

Sirius: Like...this lacrosse stick...is...

Remus: X}

Sirius: Okay, there was no good way of saying that.

"Why is the book store so far...I have nothing else to say...I feel like I've been on vacation with you..."

-Remus

Sirius: You said "everywhere" instead of "out the wazoo" earlier, and I was sad.

Remus: Well, now I'll say it all the time. You'll hear "out the wazoo" out the wazoo!

DOES EVERYONE FISH?

-James

Remus: "Your bear is on my floor again, by the way."

Sirius: "I know...I knocked him off earlier and I yelled 'kamikaze bear' but you didn't respond so I figure you missed that."

"IT WAS AS THOUGH SHE UNZIPPED MY FLESH AND REMOVED ALL MY INNARDS."

-Regulus

Remus: "InYOURendo."

James: "I'm gonna hump you and you're gonna feel so bad about what you just said."

Remus: "So many letters of recommendation. They're gonna be popping outta your earballs."

Sirius: "...wat."

JAMES WALKED

WITH ONLY SOCKS

ON THE FLOOR

James to Remus: "You're the kind of grandma I would euthanize."

Remus: We should have seen this coming from the beginning.

James: Yeah, we had Tracy RIGHT at the start, then Roxanne, now the OTHER Roxanne...

Sirius: Must be the swag.

Remus: Or the other S word.

Sirius: HEY NOW.

Remus: Seduction! The other S word is Seduction!

"You [Remus] were supposed to be the fashionista.

You [Sirius] were supposed to be the hippie.

Peter was supposed to be the computer nerd.

I....was supposed to be awesome."

-James

Remus: Things? What kind of things?

Sirius: Things. The dangling things.

There's a loud smacking noise...as lips, penis, and vagina all meet.

James

"I was born with a grapefruit spoon in my mouth."

-Remus

#quote #Remus

"The bongos guy has got to go."

-Sirius

#quote #sirius

I DROPPED ORGO LAST WEEK. so much more time.

James

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