dumbass white boy 🔪

in kebby, im approximately 30ish, im faggin it up, i got a general games/my art sideblog & a neopets sideblog. this one's for everything else.

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[sinferno]

the best vegetarian burrito is refried bean dip (can of fat free refried beans, like a cup of shredded cheese, a tablespoon of mayo, two tablespoons of salsa, a little can of diced green chiles, & a little can of diced jalapeños- don't drain either) with spanish rice & sautéed fajita vegetables. i like to mix it all together into one glop then stuff the burritos. im closing that thang anyways, don't matter what it looks like in there and i want every flavor in every bite. but yeah like $20 makes like 16 burritos and they're way better than they have any right to be. figuring out this burrito has killed my interest in mexican restaurants. this is as big a game changer as when i figured out how to make the best cheese toast or quick n easy alfredo sauce from scratch (2 ways) or figured out my favorite parts of my MOD pizza order and just started getting those and making it at home for like a tenth of the price. if i can figure out how to make the wendy's signature dipping sauce and the general tso sauce from the buffet that closed like 15 years ago i will be SO set.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[beardedmrbean]

[sinferno]

grown men HATE being told they're just grumpy because they're hot and need to drink some water but it's wild how often it's true

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[kosmogrl]

things to beat:

- a dead horse

- yourself up

[tiddie-deactivated20210531]

tumblr mutuals to lovers

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[greenheart-anon]

"Creaming is essential, it's why we're all here"

[sinferno]

my most goated snack is flatbread with fresh sliced tomatoes on it baked then topped with grated parmesan and buffalo sauce drizzle

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sinferno]

i've been making a pasta recipe i know could blow up in short form video circles (30g protein, 7-9g fiber, about $8 for 4 filling 615 calorie servings, takes about a half hour, one pot, 6-7 ingredients + black pepper and Italian seasoning, picky eater approved) but i would rather die than make a video, even one of the shitty ones without measurements (i don't measure anything)

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...