[stutterhug]

Secret holiday romance~

www.stutterhug.com

https://www.patreon.com/Stutterhug

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[omgkalyppso]

[sydlorr]

[gracelesstars]

2020 has been like:

January

February

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

Ap-

Junly

Augsepoctob…Halloween

Destiel

December

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel part three (End) 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

[senoritaimperfecta]

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

[thenatsdorf]

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

[stars-in-mine-eyes-deactivated2]

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

[wizardpotions]

*casts a gay little spell that curses your entire bloodline*

[august-ll]

DUDE WTF YOU CURSED MY DOG

[wizardpotions]

my dude, *why* are you related to your dog by blood

[august-ll]

we made a blood pact to be best friends for life 👉👈

[wizardpotions]

oh shit that's cute

*casts a gay little spell that uncurses this dude’s dog*

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[notthepopeiv]

“Getting by” means that I, personally, I am just barely surviving at the moment, please don’t ask any difficult questions.

[roguebelle]

Also if you actually answer “How are you?” honestly, it will cause other Americans to have a total BSOD response. We don’t know what to do.

[filibusterfrog]

coms for TheChadBudd on twitter

[bladeoffrontiers]

[zukosgay]

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

[zukosgay]

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

[zukosgay]

birth control vs. antibabypillen

[toes-or-not]

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

[from-ib-to-asshai]

English speakers: I have a concussion

Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N

[samijen]

Finished this in time for N7 Day !!!

Regular colors + a color variant ⭐️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[heroponchris]

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

so here’s That One Scene from yugioh GX that everyone always screenshots featuring the funniest response to a love confession ever conceived.

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

destiel confession scene.

[halalgirlmeg]

I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else

[bax16]

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]