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tbh i need cher to teach me how to clapback

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

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bill gates, a real life hero

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“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”

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yip yip yip yip! (Part 3/3)

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the holy trinity

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if disney villains had blogs

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“DEFINITELY BY KIDNAPPING A CHILD” IM SCREAMING

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i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

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No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

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Dude it’s from spongebob

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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

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modern art

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HE WAS IN INTO THE WOODS WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

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My little brother attempts to explain Miraculous Ladybug…

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Accurate

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“If you think MariChat isn’t the most sinful ship YOU HAVEN’T READ ENOUGH FANFICTION”

“RAGING BUTTERFLIES”

“CHLOE IS THE LOCAL ANTAGONIST AND TOWN WHORE […] AND IS JUST THE WORST.”

THIS VIDEO, LIKE YOUR HAIR, IS ON POINT.

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I’d like to introduce you to….

The pangolin

It walks on its two hind legs

Nicknamed the Walking Artichoke

or the Anteater Pinecones

They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye

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That’s a fucking Sandshrew.

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It’s a small dragon.

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They’re so hunchbacked that even though they walk on two legs their front feet are almost always scraping the ground.

BONUS! Tree-dwelling version!!!

Also bonus, There’s a fuckton of different kinds!

Enjoy.

Also! they’re going extinct due to poaching because people love their golden scaley pelts! These are the only mammals in existence to grow actual scales, created from fused fur, like rhino horns! If you would like to donate to their conservation fund, or find out more about Pangolins in general, go here!

http://savepangolins.org/

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They look like small dinosaurs that didn’t get the memo about the extinction because their email was down that day.

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Means so much to meeee

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This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)

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This is what made me watch Gravity Falls.

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Whoa, what, really? That’s… actually kind of cool.

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Happy 20th Anniversary to one of the biggest inspirations of my life, it’s hard to imagine there was a me before you, Pokémon.

Though pikachu is in fact my favorite, he also represents the franchise as a whole here, so please imagine this with your own favorite pokemon, as you reminisce and celebrate today’s momentous occasion.