Here I Am, A Real Boy

Music is my happiness and inspiration. Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist.

[approach]

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

when younger people are more successful than me

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

[nostalgiaspice]

“Nice Ron”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[clucku]

THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE

[cavalierprimetime]

ELF STORAGE 

cat factory

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Nasty Buffet

[mttbellamy]

Elf Storage is on purpose! That’s a building in downtown Milwaukee and many businesses make puns like this during the holidays. For example, Iron Horse Hotel becomes “The Iron Ho Ho”

[yasboogie]

17 Struggles All Suburban Black Kids Know Too Well by Pedro Fequiere

Meeting that one friend’s parent that you didn’t know was racist

Being the prime suspect of whatever was stolen at a house party

Your parents encouraging you to make friends with the only other black kids in the neighborhood even though you have your own friends

Not understanding all black culture references because you didn’t have as many black friends to experience them with

People coming back from spring break and comparing their tan to your skin

Searching far and wide for a salon that can do your hair

And people freely touching and grabbing your hair

Being called an Oreo, because… you’re not reeaally black

People assuming you’re good at any and all sports

Everyone looking to you to explain and demonstrate new dance crazes

People dialing their slang up a couple notches when talking to you

Swimming in a neighbor’s pool and having everyone marvel at how your hair reacts to water

People assuming that you have a huge crush on the only other black person in school

That moment when you learn about slavery in class and you can feel everyone staring at you

Being way more cautious than your friends about typical suburban mischief

People saying “You sound white,” because you speak proper English

Feeling constant pressure to represent your entire race, rather than just yourself

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

#13 pissed me off the most

[sugarmacaron]

#8…

[blackraystyles]

16….I’ve dealt with my whole entire life…even now.

[mstemeka-deactivated20171229]

Still going through this too friend @blackraystyles

[blackraystyles]

Doesnt add up. It’s like they expect us to speak in a manner that’s shorthanded, all the time!

[gaystation-4]

salvation army beggar:  anything you can give these holidays would be greatly appreciated :)

my gay ass:

[daddywhorebucks]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

lol why’d they call it a bra? more like 

[90stvqueen]

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you

[rainbowreverie]

America doesn’t seem that terribly horrible when you live here day to day and you’ve known nothing else but when somebody says something like this it fucks you up really good.

[kerryrenaissance]

It’s a bit like living in constant pain; it hurts. It’s troubling. But it’s part of your life and you’re used to it. You work around it as best you can.

When it’s gone, even briefly, it’s a revelation. Realizing other people don’t live their lives working around it is also a revelation. Alternatives exist.

The best dystopias try to convince those living in them that they’re actually a utopia, that this is the best of all possible worlds and that the alternatives are worse. Finding out otherwise, after all, could foment revolution.

[holdnarrytight]

This shit is not normal, y’all. Your country’s not okay

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet on the famous line “I’ll never let you go, Jack.”

[sweeneyfan2007]

[vahkarian]

[memeculture69]

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

[mecha-moira]

Alternatively Scotland.

*deafening explosion*

Oh it’s 1 o'clock.

[punkrorschach]

The what now

[the-scottish-costume-guy]

The 1 o clock gun. 

At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.

I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump. 

[punkrorschach]

Hey quick question, Scotland

What the fuck

[ayeforscotland]

Banter, mate.

[scotfra]

i like the deafening explosion of being reminded that its 1 o'clock