SammyJoe Sabornido

is on a swagga level 1000.

[quotethat]

I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and The Damned (via quotethat)

[dried-basil-deactivated20160522]

[thegameisalife]

[marianne2014-deactivated2018073]

[pokesnotsmokes]

[singing-ladadatdatda]

I hate when people ask you “do you drink?"

like of course i drink, i have water like every day and when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box

[mymockingbirds]

disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole

[sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley]

and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie 

[mountain-range-on-fire]

nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower

[jim-shoes]

and the bbc was the really cool one who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

[espruen]

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

[larktunes]

Whoa…

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[jhonnyrbueno-blog]

[n0wimawarri0r]

[kushandwizdom]

[catasters]

[thedailyfeed-blog]

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

[mydreamsgavemeaway]

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

[mardesalinidad-deactivated20130]

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

[athenasaurus-deactivated2017042]

[glossylalia]

Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

[poledancing4jesus]

[davidkarpvevo]

i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

[minami-michaelis]

i´m done with this site

[bakerstreetbat]

so that’s why the sea is salty

[applesample]

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognize that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

[kushandwizdom]

[goodquoteco]

[kushandwizdom]

EVERYTHING PERSONAL

[whatever-floats-your-quote-boat]

[kushandwizdom]

EVERYTHING POSITIVE