Glossylalia

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[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[kjscottwrites]

Survey Results are In!

>> CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL SURVEY

** The doc is NSFW and meant for 18+ readers **

Thanks to everyone who filled out the survey. The results are in and they are so fascinating, and I'm stoked to share them with you!

Those who asked to be tagged in the results are under the cut!

@writingpotato07 @notwritinganyflufftoday @contra-diction816 @concerningwolves @cryingwriter @antique-symbolism @princessneleam @dreamsdescent @radiowrites @wildjuniperjones @aestatismors @morbidjazz @acavatica @celestialily @thefollow-spot @unseeliefaerie

[oliviadumhan]

DANAI GURIRA at The Vanity Fair Oscar Party, 2024

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

Happy whoop the devil with nunchucks for those who celebrate.

[zipstick]

watching the x files is like wow. love really is real. also what the fuck was that thing

[zipstick]

like either mulder or scully will perform some act of unbridled devotion for the other. and then the creatchure approaches

[odakota-rose]

#that creature's name. is chris carter

you cannot just leave that in the tags @rosenkranz-isnt-dead

[qualifiedaquarian]

[mariacallous]

#the only boy too#he hit that shit like rent was due#HE WAS BORN FOR KEN

[roycohn]

hot sauce poll

tapatio

tabasco

sriracha

valentina

frank's

melinda's

cholula

crystal

other/some specialty brand (specify)

don't like it/see results

Voting ended onJul 13, 2023

this poll is inspired by my office cafeteria once again having the chipotle tabasco available :) if you don't like the answers make your own :) peace and love on planet earth!

[kibblesandbitch]

I'm okay being in the slimmest bracket; I'm just so happy to see Melinda's represented

[glossylalia]

But they flavor profiles are different and they are for different things! Valentina for tacos, Tabasco for eggs, Crystal for fried things!

[glossylalia]

I am STILL in tears over this!

[glossylalia]

Thank you to the bot that liked this for reminding me this is still here just waiting to brighten my day 😂

[cheese24k]

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[kibblesandbitch]

Where my Jezebel ladies at

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am 100% thinking it.

[curliestofcrowns]

[lionfloss]

by trungbaotr

[seriowan]

what kind of mutual do you think you are?

golden retriever moot — always happy, always supportive, super sweet

pitbull moot — intimidating at first glance but actually super nice

poodle moot — mature, aesthetic, "lovely" and "beloved" are main endearments

chihuahua moot — blunt, comments with an rbf, "fuck around and find out"

husky moot — TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND YELLS AND SCREAMS AT EVERYONE

other — explain in tags

Voting ended onMar 29, 2023

[distantvoices]

Robert Wun Spring 2023 Couture

[best-overplayed-song]

Which overplayed song is better? (Quarterfinals)

Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

[trinilikesalt]

These will never fail to make me feel happy and I will never tire of them. Pick the best one.

Len - Steal My Sunshine

Dee-Lite - Groove Is In The Heart

Stevie Wonder - Superstition

Nu Shooz - Point Of No Return

Pharrell Williams - Happy

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

B-52s - Rock Lobster

Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Starting Something

Gorillaz - Dirty Harry

Nu Shooz - I Can’t Wait

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[neoretrobibliomartini-x]

100%

[spikeisawesome456]

I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.

What dipping sauce do you like for your chicky nuggies???

Plain ol' ketchup, like the Lord intended.

Ketchup?? PLEASE. Clearly RANCH is where it's at! So creamy and delectable...

All of y'all are clearly unwell. MAYO is the one true winner.

Are y'all out of your minds??? CLEARLY you have to mix multiple sauces together!

Um... y'all are eating your chicky nuggies with sauce? I just eat them plain...

Chicken Nuggets are an afront to nature and should never be eaten THANK YOU

Must we fight, my siblings? ALL sauces or lack of sauces are good with nuggies.

I just like to watch infighting. :-)

Do people really have such strong opinions...? I really don't care...

A secret tenth option that I will reveal in the tags...

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023