Who HAm I

My name meawxean I'm 13 and nothing even matters man

[fuzzy-robot]

hi does anyone know why my local supermarket is awarding me Gaming Points for buying english muffins

[fuzzy-robot]

I am for real gonna lose it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

You know how the river makes rocks smooth. Yeah the ocean does the same thing to sharks

[831209214411212-deactivated2024]

Bitches love me bcz I’m so fucking earnest

[831209214411212-deactivated2024]

She lets me hit because of my zest for life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[romcommunist]

im joining the war on shoplifting on the side of shoplifters

[romcommunist]

you sound like someone in skyrim

[tyaz]

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

[lightasthesun]

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

[night-city-valentines]

[bettedavisgf]

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

[slutdge]

gonna try to get some tasks done today

[slutdge]

[allidrawscomics]

My first car was this glorious tiny truck that was my age. It was broken in so many ways. The driver side lock was busted, so it would lock but literally anything would unlock it. I kept a pocket knife in my purse because I could unlock it with that if I accidentally locked my keys inside. One day at a gas station I locked both my keys and my purse inside. I walked over to a complete stranger and was like "Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you like to see a magic trick? I need a key, any key at all" and this dude actually lent me a key and I blew on it, told him this key was magic now, and then unlocked my car with it. Gave him his key back and drove away. I remembered that guy yesterday and wondered if he thought I was on drugs or something.

[heresylog]

*accidentally converts all the men and women I date*

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

to mp3???

[heresylog]

You know your boyfriend? When I took him out of the file, I accidentally zipped it. Yeah, no. The file’s corrupted and he can’t be extracted.

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[hero-of-the-horn]

[evilkitten3]

[gauntletqueen]

fun fact: borger time

[gauntletqueen]

Demoralizing fact: when you eat a borger the borger dissapears and when the borger is gone, borger time ends :(

[sluttynurse]

women are allowed to be a little mean to me if they're hot about it

[kotortwo]

dudes will literally be in public voice chats with push to talk turned off and start sniffling harder than a wild hog

[blackpyrefly]

not my fault if i smell a truffle when im gaming man

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

[marinebiologyshitposts]