[single-stemmed-rose-342]

Lured all the way to vegas by @onepintobean

🧀

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[raeny-day]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Again. RAMMING SPEED!

[raeny-day]

Another one? … okay!

CARE BEAR STARE!

[imagineacoolusername]

CARE BEAR STARE!

[single-stemmed-rose-342]

Care Bear Stare!

🐀

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[butch4yourgirlfriend-422]

Care Bear Stare!

[the-other-one-342]

Care Bear Stare!

[not-on-my-mountain-223]

Care Bear Stare!

[single-stemmed-rose-342]

Care Bear Stare!

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Do you have a plan to save Shep?

Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.

What questions do you ask to which god?

[martsonmars]

but do the three gods all speak the same language?

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

How is this taking you so long? Just cast See the matrix and it'll be obvious.

[onepintobean]

sorry we were finishing up a game of 20 questions. we're on it now.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I have to do everything myself around here.

[other-girls-definitely-count-342]

You'll have my staff.

[bucklemeup342]

And my buckle!

[martsonmars]

[level-me-up-223]

Can Normals help??

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Yes, though it pains me to say it. Anyone with a tumblr account can help, Normal, mage, vampire, pornbot, human.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Penny what are you up to now?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

Is this about saving my ex Shepard?

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Wait a demon dated penny's current boyfriend? Why Penny?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

He was my fiance and Penny stole him from me.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Of course she did. Sigh

[i-eat-the-cake-422]

I'll bring snacks.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I just wish more of Shep's friends would help out. There are so many people who owe Shep a favor. Like, for example,

Sid / the Insidious Humdrum The rest of the Bunces Bigfoot Minty Sasha Micah Debbie Mordelia Keris Swithin Rhys Trixie The dryad The rats The goats The merwolves Goblins Numpties Miss Possibelf the merperson who knocked Shepard up The either/orcs the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb Debbie the tree person barkeep Kipper

You know just hypothetically speaking

[impulsive-gamblers-395]

"the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb"

what so we're not good enough for you now??

we'll be there. and we'll bring the rights to Shep's firstborn.

[holes-just-want-to-be-filled-342]

can i bring my nothing ball?

[top-my-half-223]

all weapons 🏀⚽⚾ are worthy 🥇 in battle ⚔ little one

[holes-just-want-to-be-filled-342]

wicked! count me in.

[lost-to-the-mist-223]

I shhhall have the riverrrs and oceans at my command.

[single-stemmed-rose-342]

And we will bite anyone who stands in your way!

🦠