[top-my-half-223]

a member of Ken's search party for my godfather, Shep

mentored by @onepintobean 🐎

[top-my-half-223]

trixie the pixie. it's like being...

a fairy named Mary 🧚🏾‍♀️

a vampire named Gampire 🧛🏻‍♂️

Gampire isn't even a proper name, Snow. You're terrible at this game. 🃏

a human named Newman 🚶🏽‍♂️

a boy named Roy 👶🏼

Voting ended onJan 22, 2023

[real-cryptid-friend-shep-239]

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[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

All right, friends of Shepard, B-list characters, pornbot groupies, Tumblr randos. It's almost time to save my pornbot boyfriend.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

On my mark, everyone cast the same spell. You cast it by reblogging this post with the spell. I'll tell you what it is in a minute. Make sure to tag #carry on pornbots so that people can block us if they want to, because this could get annoying. Alienating the rest of the fandom will only endanger Shepard further.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

As you cast, visualize sending all your good vibes, your hopes and prayers if you will, at @real-cryptid-friend-shep-239. We're killing the demon with kindness (but no the spell is not Kill 'em with kindness.)

[save-the-dolphins-370]

SHEP I'M COMING FOR YOU

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

That's the spirit. And... Care Bear Stare!

[butch4yourgirlfriend-422]

Care Bear Stare!

[the-other-one-342]

Care Bear Stare!

[not-on-my-mountain-223]

Care Bear Stare!

[single-stemmed-rose-342]

Care Bear Stare!

[top-my-half-223]

Care Bear Stare!

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Do you have a plan to save Shep?

Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.

What questions do you ask to which god?

[martsonmars]

but do the three gods all speak the same language?

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

How is this taking you so long? Just cast See the matrix and it'll be obvious.

[onepintobean]

sorry we were finishing up a game of 20 questions. we're on it now.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I have to do everything myself around here.

[other-girls-definitely-count-342]

You'll have my staff.

[bucklemeup342]

And my buckle!

[martsonmars]

[level-me-up-223]

Can Normals help??

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Yes, though it pains me to say it. Anyone with a tumblr account can help, Normal, mage, vampire, pornbot, human.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Penny what are you up to now?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

Is this about saving my ex Shepard?

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Wait a demon dated penny's current boyfriend? Why Penny?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

He was my fiance and Penny stole him from me.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Of course she did. Sigh

[i-eat-the-cake-422]

I'll bring snacks.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I just wish more of Shep's friends would help out. There are so many people who owe Shep a favor. Like, for example,

Sid / the Insidious Humdrum The rest of the Bunces Bigfoot Minty Sasha Micah Debbie Mordelia Keris Swithin Rhys Trixie The dryad The rats The goats The merwolves Goblins Numpties Miss Possibelf the merperson who knocked Shepard up The either/orcs the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb Debbie the tree person barkeep Kipper

You know just hypothetically speaking

[impulsive-gamblers-395]

"the drunken ditch imp who told him about Lamb"

what so we're not good enough for you now??

we'll be there. and we'll bring the rights to Shep's firstborn.

[holes-just-want-to-be-filled-342]

can i bring my nothing ball?

[top-my-half-223]

all weapons 🏀⚽⚾ are worthy 🥇 in battle ⚔ little one

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Do you have a plan to save Shep?

Yes and it starts with solving this puzzle.

What questions do you ask to which god?

[martsonmars]

but do the three gods all speak the same language?

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

How is this taking you so long? Just cast See the matrix and it'll be obvious.

[onepintobean]

sorry we were finishing up a game of 20 questions. we're on it now.

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

I have to do everything myself around here.

[other-girls-definitely-count-342]

You'll have my staff.

[bucklemeup342]

And my buckle!

[martsonmars]

[level-me-up-223]

Can Normals help??

[youve-penetrated-my-sphere-342]

Yes, though it pains me to say it. Anyone with a tumblr account can help, Normal, mage, vampire, pornbot, human.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Penny what are you up to now?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

Is this about saving my ex Shepard?

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Wait a demon dated penny's current boyfriend? Why Penny?

[demoninpossessionofafortune-422]

He was my fiance and Penny stole him from me.

[bad-attitude-great-seat-342]

Of course she did. Sigh

[i-eat-the-cake-422]

I'll bring snacks.

[dumps-like-a-truck-364]

LADY RUTH WHAT CAKE PAIRS BEST WITH DUMPLINGS?

[top-my-half-223]

the horns 📯📯 have sounded! 🔊 my herd and I shall ride 🐎into battle tomorrow 🔜

[top-my-half-223]

I'm thinking 💭🤔 about taking a trip 🐎 back➡ to Greece 🗻 once this all blows 💨 over. Should I ❓❔ invite @greekfurry342 ?? 🐂

[martsonmars]

i want to do something fandomy tonight but all my wips fill me with existential dread and i don't think i want to read either 😂

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

Could you help me get some people together to look for Shep? Blue said she’d help and also the guy at the dumpling shop.

[martsonmars]

Of course, dear Ken. Do you remember where you last saw Shep?

Carry On fandom,

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

Thanks so much! I’m really worried him and also I was looking forward to eating his baby. 😢 I love that guy.

Blue and Mr. Shrestha said they’ll join the hunt but they first they need to manifest as bots. Maybe you could make them?

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

@martsonmars ooh Margaret just texted me! She said she’s down.

And also that centaur Shep midwifed. He said he’d love the url @top-my-half-223 but that he’s happy to help any way.

And the imps send me a Snapchat that just said “NOT WITHOUT OUR BABY.”

[martsonmars]

Sounds like a lovely squad for our Shep! We'll see what we can do.

[raeny-day]

@big-hearted-babyeater-422 please answer @ileadacharmedlife‘s question before we progress any further.

Tagging the team so far just to keep them in the loop!

@ionlydrinkhotwater @martsonmars @onepintobean

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

You can eat his firstborn if you want I just miss my buddy 😢

[martsonmars]

Shep really deserves a kind friend like you ❤️

So, other than @top-my-half-223 the centaur, do you have any other requests from your friends?

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

Well Shep thrives on creativity so anything you can do to help is great! But if you’d like ideas there’s always dumps-like-a-truck-342 and always-be-imping-342.

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

I asked Blue if she wanted to be ill-make-you-wet-223 but she said I was being childisssssh.

I didn't ask Margaret, I'm a bit scared of her to be honest.

Also update, I heard from Penny, she's on her way but the first flight to Vegas she could get is on Wednesday :(

[impulsive-gamblers-395]

Ken, we understand what you're going through, and we're here to help in any way we can ❤

[martsonmars]

And what would you ask for in exchange for your help? 🤨

[impulsive-gamblers-395]

don't worry, friend. nothing more needed than the means to an end

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

So glad you're here guys! We'll swarm out Shep in no time. I know you were really looking forward to that baby. 😢

[big-hearted-babyeater-422]

@impulsive-gamblers you've waited so long to grow your family

[top-my-half-223]

Sorry I'm late! Ready to ride into battle when you give the call 🐎📯🕺🏽