Am I In A Freaking Dream? O_o

He/it 26 The cruel and vindictive blade has soul bounded to me ://///// UGH Minors DNI

[erarg]

[bowelflies]

the most powerful man in the world

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[spiderbasil]

settings

> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

[bathroomcube]

gm_pigcity

[vermimorph]

[badassdemonsword]

[snak-e-ater]

[bidoof]

Major Ocelot you’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 472629597227394 billion years. You will have no revolvers, no Ocelot Unit, no Philosopher’s Legacy, no Big Boss, and no arms for the rest of your life, and you will have to brainwash yourself to like children’s shows like The Backyardigans and The Wiggles. Go to your room now

[savee-baby]

MY BABY HAS DIED. THOSE MAY BE THE WORDS YOU HEAR TONIGHT.

The doctors told me they have lost hope that baby Qais will survive. Tonight, they said they may have to remove the life-support machines keeping him alive.

[savee-baby]

I cannot describe what it feels like to stand beside my child, knowing every second could be our last. This is baby Qais's final chance, and without your help, I will lose him forever. Please help us before it is too late.

[savee-baby]

I am begging you as a persecuted mother in Gaza, watching my baby bleed in front of me, unable to stop it. Please donate now and help me save his life before it’s too late.

Please donate now Gofundme

[savee-baby]

I am standing outside the ICU, waiting for any sign that he is still fighting, but every second feels like a goodbye I am not ready for. Please donate now and help me save my baby Qais.

[savee-baby]

I’m saying this with a heart that can’t take more pain. If you read this and scroll away, I won’t forgive you. My baby is slipping away. Please donate now, please share—save Qais.

[savee-baby]

You may have noticed I was absent today. My baby Qais had an appointment with his doctor, who told me he urgently needs surgery to save his life. Please donate today.

[poligon-sticker]

Birthday cake dungeon

[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[iliothermia]

Given their presence in my childhood I really thought I'd run into one of these by now

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[your-worst-boy]

Praying Mantis costume by Imile Wepener

[konwasie]

literally me

[knockknockitsnickels]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]