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Cosmic Funnies

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Mike Driver

JVL
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almost home

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@singlewhitetie
crop circles
everybody: aliens
nobody: corn is sentient
cause of death: this tweet
Band Kids Vs. Normal Kids
Normal kids: OMG OLYMPICS HELL YEAHHHHH!!!
Band Kids:DCI DCI DCI HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
This glass explodes only due to the disturbance at the tail end, not from being hit by the hammer.
Here’s another demonstration of breaking the tail:
Then again at 100,000 frames per second:
Source
I love you
A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3
I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them
[leaves this here and backs away]
Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.
I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”
*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR
Shopping at the kids’ section in goodwill
There’s a website called RUINMYSEARCHHISTORY.COM that promises to ‘ruin your Google search history with one click’ by loading an extensive list of highly-undesirable queries into your browser. Source Source 2 Source 3
there’s strength in vulnerability. strength in transparency. strength in emotion