TheFuturePastTense

Still Spencer. But grown up a little. Probably. 20. Music Education Major, Poetry, Philosophy, Puns, and People. I won't be offended if you talk to me. So please do. Recent Poems (2015-16) Old Poems (2012-14) Older Poems (<2012) Poem-pictures

[singlewhitetie]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[goon]

cause of death: this tweet

[theextrovertedfluteplayer-blog]

Band Kids Vs. Normal Kids

Normal kids: OMG OLYMPICS HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

Band Kids:DCI DCI DCI HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[did-you-know]

This glass explodes only due to the disturbance at the tail end, not from being hit by the hammer. 

Here’s another demonstration of breaking the tail:

Then again at 100,000 frames per second:

  Source

[bey]

I love you

[did-you-know]

A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

[caitlinfrisk]

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

[volukai]

[glitchicorn]

[world-shaker-deactivated2013092]

[leaves this here and backs away]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[slimegargoyle]

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[twitterlols]

[17350-1]

Shopping at the kids’ section in goodwill

[worshipgifs]

[did-you-know]

There’s a website called RUINMYSEARCHHISTORY.COM that promises to ‘ruin your Google search history with one click’ by loading an extensive list of highly-undesirable queries into your browser. Source Source 2 Source 3

[heyhanaan]

there’s strength in vulnerability. strength in transparency. strength in emotion