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[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[quietwingsinthesky]

favorite thing in the whole wide world when a story is about how a typically “negative” trait is the one essential to saving the day. a character whose anger pushes them further than any of their kinder aspects. someone so stubborn that they cross a finish line no one else could reach. greed that becomes justification to protect people. ruthlessness that gets the job done right. the coward who becomes a hero because they were the only one with the sense not to face something deadly head on. selfishness that keeps you alive.

I love when our ‘worst’ impulses are shown to be as important to who we are and how we handle things as the best parts of us. sometimes you don’t conquer what everyone says is wrong with you; sometimes you learn how to make use of what comes naturally instead of fighting against it.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[featherfangart]

No Love Is Wasted

I made a desperate little sound when I realized I haven't posted this one here yet.

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[amnesiaguy]

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig

[innocet]

i love when curiosity drives me to see what's going on in the more obscure hypothetically Problematique ship tags of a fandom (incest pairings and the like), and almost invariably i find very little fic but the fic that does exist is always like, over a dozen works written singlehandedly by one Extremely Dedicated Pervert. we need to cherish these people. support your fandom's local pervert today they're a load-bearing part of the ecosystem

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[unpretty]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[what-even-is-thiss]

When we learn something we should’ve known already or that everyone supposedly knows my family and I have taken to saying “well you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Didn’t know what feat. means on a a song? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

Didn’t know how to read an analog clock until last week? Well, you’ve gotta learn everything for the first time at some point.

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[singular-nail]

(Discussing yaoi and yuri on vc, with a friend group that varies in age and queerness)

Friend: I am so lost.

Me: ????? I have been remiss in my duties as your friend. Yaoi is when men kiss. Yuri is when women kiss. Ok now that the whole class is caught up, there will be a pop quiz.

Friend: Still completely lost, but hit me.

Me: What is it called when men kiss?

Friend: …..Yahweh?

(Then we had to explain why this was funny to the friend who was raised pagan.)

[jadagul]

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

tried to go through the self-check so i wouldn't have to look a cashier in the eye while buying 25 individual lemonades (some not pictured) only to be foiled by one of them saying 'oh the line is so long, i can take you over here'

[charaznablescanontoyota]

'marn why were you buying 25 lemonades' great question. on july 5th i am going to livestream myself and my roommates taste testing as many kinds of lemonade as we can find. we have 59 so far.