"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
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Changeling/tiefling, Changetief? Cheifling? Stinky boy ✨
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Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”
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The metaverse is dying, reblog to make it die faster
Imagine if both Facebook and Twitter had collapsed by next year.
Argyle is definitely the type to just not say he’s queer but then full on kisses Jonathan and goes “dude why do your lips taste like cherry” while Jonathan just speed runs through the fact he’s queer in 30 seconds
I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.
You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.
imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”
wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
I love having a body that takes “being depressed” and turns it into all-over, radiating pain.
I love that my job is very rarely customer-facing because I'm a horrible feral gremlin woman unsuitable for public consumption, but sometimes I wish I did more field work b/c I really cannot express how great it is to be the one who gets to tell rich people that their mcmansion's foundation is subsiding
I stand in front of some tech startup asshole who makes more money in a day than I do in a year. I lift up my hard hat so I can twirl my hair around my finger while I giggle like an excited schoolgirl. "So, like, we need to talk about sinkhole remediation and stuff..."
Part 3 of “Various cats around the world” (don’t worry about the whitespace, it’s going to be removed later, AND ignore my lovely english 😂) Part 2 << Part 1 <<
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷♂️
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!
Give your smart characters dyslexia
Give your confident characters speech impediments
Give your adult characters autism
Give your serious characters ADHD
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