beer cans n bubblegum

the second best girl in the town

[outofcontextgarf]

[opendirectories]

[depsidase]

[sacred-portal]

[pansyfemme]

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

[throathole]

Lot on my mind

[angelicguy]

What seems like ants walking in a line smiling

[unstablecryptid]

David Duchovny for Playgirl

[delkibs]

If I get a Garfield tattoo I want it to be 80's Garfield... I love you 80's Garfield

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

The name and icon combo makes me laugh so hard every time i listen to one of these

[greelin]

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

[greelin]

you can combine these two situations too btw. If you aren’t a coward

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[tinybed]

[freyalise]

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

[ourowndesirepaths]

[engravelives]

blue graphics blinkies stamps

[lolcatsaestheticdump]