Ishmael.

uhhh I havent read every canto dont jump me -marigold

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Call me Ishmael.

The Red Gaze handed me a phone. Which is the device I'm...talking on. Yeah, there's not much to say.

(MARI HERE!!!! uhhhhhhhh sexual jokes are ok, just PLEASE dont be extra weird about it.)

Tags:

Responding. <- Reblogs

A familiar face. <- asks from friends outside of the uh...Limbus...thing...

Coworkers being idiots. <- Asks from coworkers

Tick tock. <- conversation with Dante

Special guest! <- mod (me :3) being mentioned

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- people calling Ishmael lesbian (joke tag)

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HEAVY WARNING. THIS BLOG HAS NOT READ MOBY DICK YET, DO NOT JUMP ME FOR THIS PLEASE. IM TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO READ IT BECAUSE IBS PAINT IS BEING A PIECE OF SHIT.

[fixerofjustice]

not to alarm you but there seems to be a leak in the pipes near the halls.

...

Nothing bad could come from that...

...

Also heres a volley ball :3

...I will gladly take the volleyball. However.

@heathonthecliff @honglcblu @faustknowsnone @ticktock-redclock @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @rodion-lbc9

SOMEONE FIX THAT. PLEASE. I AM NOT GOING TO BE GOING INTO THAT HALLWAY UNTIL IT'S FIXED.

[rodion-lbc9]

It cant be that bad, right?

[rodion-lbc9]

ITS THAT BAD ITS THAT BAD

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I'm gonna go fix it.

[fixerofjustice]

FIX IT QUICKER

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I'M FIXING IT.

[fixerofjustice]

Q U I C K E R .

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THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DONT NEED MY PHONE BLOWING UP

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THERE. I FIXED IT.

[fixerofjustice]

not to alarm you but there seems to be a leak in the pipes near the halls.

...

Nothing bad could come from that...

...

Also heres a volley ball :3

...I will gladly take the volleyball. However.

@heathonthecliff @honglcblu @faustknowsnone @ticktock-redclock @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @rodion-lbc9

SOMEONE FIX THAT. PLEASE. I AM NOT GOING TO BE GOING INTO THAT HALLWAY UNTIL IT'S FIXED.

[rodion-lbc9]

It cant be that bad, right?

[rodion-lbc9]

ITS THAT BAD ITS THAT BAD

[sinner8-lcb]

I'm gonna go fix it.

[fixerofjustice]

FIX IT QUICKER

[sinner8-lcb]

I'M FIXING IT.

[fixerofjustice]

Q U I C K E R .

[sinner8-lcb]

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DONT NEED MY PHONE BLOWING UP

[fixerofjustice]

not to alarm you but there seems to be a leak in the pipes near the halls.

...

Nothing bad could come from that...

...

Also heres a volley ball :3

...I will gladly take the volleyball. However.

@heathonthecliff @honglcblu @faustknowsnone @ticktock-redclock @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @rodion-lbc9

SOMEONE FIX THAT. PLEASE. I AM NOT GOING TO BE GOING INTO THAT HALLWAY UNTIL IT'S FIXED.

[rodion-lbc9]

It cant be that bad, right?

[rodion-lbc9]

ITS THAT BAD ITS THAT BAD

[sinner8-lcb]

I'm gonna go fix it.

[fixerofjustice]

FIX IT QUICKER

[sinner8-lcb]

I'M FIXING IT.

[sinner8-lcb]

Hi! So um

... Wwwhat do you think of your fellow co-workers? Despite all of the fighting or stuff.

They're fine.

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heres your wife back

hands you a queequeg

HOW THE HELL???

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hija de puta

Anon, what??

[fixerofjustice]

not to alarm you but there seems to be a leak in the pipes near the halls.

...

Nothing bad could come from that...

...

Also heres a volley ball :3

...I will gladly take the volleyball. However.

@heathonthecliff @honglcblu @faustknowsnone @ticktock-redclock @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @rodion-lbc9

SOMEONE FIX THAT. PLEASE. I AM NOT GOING TO BE GOING INTO THAT HALLWAY UNTIL IT'S FIXED.

[rodion-lbc9]

It cant be that bad, right?

[rodion-lbc9]

ITS THAT BAD ITS THAT BAD

[sinner8-lcb]

I'm gonna go fix it.

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ISHMAEL TAKE MY HAND IN MARRIAGE I PREORDERED THE PLUSH AND NENDOROID OF YOU 👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾

Unless you are Queequeg, no. How about instead of flirting with me, you respectively should go outside and get some fresh air? Make friends if you can.

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im reviving queequeg you can have your wife back

Q-Queequeg...?! But she died???

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pendeja

Sorry?

[fixerofjustice]

...Lady Ishmael. The anon is calling you an idiot.

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Damn. Should've gone to Heathcliff.

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pendeja

Sorry?

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whats your favorite marine animal? if you dont wanna answer, maybe flower?

Carnations. I do not have a favorite flower.

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A fandom is when people talk about a media and make "ships", short for relationships, by saying they want two (or three or more) characters to be in a relationship together and "headcanons" which are things about the character unique to each member of the fandom not found in the source material

Uhm...Okay?

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No someone else took it

DARN IT.

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You are a fictional character

No...? I am a real person.

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OHH that estrogen! Um. Goodbye!

CAN I HAVE IT BACK...???