A Pround Sponser of Sin

I'm just here for memes and to sin. Also, I co-wrote a gay Sonic dating sim because I'm trash. (it was ironic so that makes it ok)

[minipacifica]

ribs - lorde

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[meanplastic]

me: ‘i want a sugar daddy’

an oIder guy: ‘hi’

me:

[meanplastic]

professor: the lowest score was a 42

me: who’s dumbass was that LMAO

professor: it was u

me:

[ruinedchildhood]

[pettycentral]

[sinsquadwriter]

John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.

John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.

[still-not-a-cat]

Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

[neptunetheghost]

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids 

[fujoneko-zft]

Who’s fred

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

[did-you-know]

[endcetaceanexploitation]

Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.

One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:

“People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing “MY BABY DIED.” Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed “CRY”, touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences.“ [23]

Washoe herself lost two children; one baby died shortly after birth of a heart defect, the other baby, Sequoyah, died of a staph infection at two months of age.

[sonyvegaspro12]

more about Washoe:

after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”

the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.

*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.

[georgiejohn]

Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.

[death-limes]

now if y’all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[khadidon]

[corpsegirlforever]

unmute this

[penishowell-blog]

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

[minecraft-pride-flags]

[love-lovesimon]

and at that moment Simon fell in love

[uncertainglobalfuture]

full offense but the tenderness in lorde’s voice when she sings "but I still remember everything, how we’d drift buying groceries, how you’d dance for me / I’ll start letting go of little things ‘til I’m so far away from you, far away from you" is enough to keep me alive for 5000 years

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[inkyxward]

This is why you guys have trouble with analysing themes in cartoons

[wittgensteinsmister]

the best part about this is thinking that hemingway was from 200 years ago

[akajustmerry]

the parents in love simon (2018) and easy a (2010) have the same energy. no elaboration necessary